PRESENT: C.M, B.H, J.G, P.B, F.B, P.F, K.S.

RESULTS: No 2’s were posted. DoD was Soapy who had a stinker and gained a meagre 19 points. DDoD was Kwok who also had a stinker on 25 points. Runner up on 31 points was Crocs. The winner with a remarkable 36 points was the rakish St. Rappe.

TOASTS: To Laura Trott who managed to overcome kidney problems to scoop gold in the cycling.

BUSINESS: The Comic has proposed that the bowling day be on Thursday 7 August. More details will no doubt follow.

Delboy has been reported as saying,” The polo shirts are being sold at cost price and if any more information is required you can shove the polo shirts up your arses.”

There will be no trip to Hunley in the foreseeable future due to lack of interest.

The sun was strong and the course quite hilly but an enjoyable day was had by the old warriors. There was lots of bonhomie and banter until an unfortunate incident at the last hole when the Chair took his tee shot from the wrong side of the tee markers. His shot perfectly arced onto the green. St. Rappe then informed the Chair of his basic and fundamental error. The Chair was not a happy man and had to forego what would almost certainly have been a par or birdie opportunity. Later it transpired that a wasp landed in St. Rappe’s beer and the semblance of a smile could be discerned on the Chair’s lips.

There was no further business and the meeting closed with the Cardinal in the horns of a dilemma as to where he should take his missus for an anniversary meal.

BURT E. KWOK( Hon. Sec.)

Dear Secretaries,

There were 5 Mohgs who turned up at Morpeth today, namely Mr McKay, El Matador, The Falcon, The Rabbi & Myself.

The results of today were as follows:

D of D: PL with misery 21 pts (saving his handicap for next week in the words of The Chair.

DD of D: HC

Middle for Diddle: GW

Runner up: DF (£1.50)

Champion: TH (£3.0)

No 2’s posted.

I have £2 in 2’s & Swears cash.

There was no meeting held so no toasts etc.

You may do what you wish with this info,

Regards in golf,

The Comic

David Findlay