My Dearest Fellow Mohgs,

The Hon. Sec. “Bert Kwok” somewhat belatedly and to the astonishment of the assembled Mohgs announced that he would not be taking minutes for today’s meeting on account of his trip to Surrey tomorrow left him little time to carry out his duties.Following procrastinations and recriminations chairman “Straggler” asked for a volunteer to carry out these duties to which there was “nil” response.Further pleadings and I might add a little bit of arm twisting from Soapy in his usual eloquent manner suggested that as he had been substitute on previous occasions the  Comp. Sec. “Jock St. Trappe should once again take over the mantle. JST responded that he will of course be carrying out his duties as normal in distributing the minutes and providing the up-dated Results Records but felt that other duties should be shared in a more democratic manner. However this being the annual Mohgs Championship Day  also felt that it was unthinkable that the day’s events should not be recorded and as it appears that nobody else could be a***d [see previous minutes re Polo shirts for translation]confirmed that despite that he would be leaving early tomorrow morning for the fair county of Yorkshire for a short Golfing Break would not be taking minutes but would try and cobble something together on return based upon my suspect memory so the results of my unguaranteed efforts follow below.

Jock St. Rappe

Comp. Sec.

THE MOHGS CHAMPIONSHIP DAY

PRESENT: F.B, P.B, D,F, P.F, J.G, R.H, P.L, C.M, K.S, G.W, H.C, T.H.

APOLOGIES : E.E, A.L.

RESULTS : The Were two 2s were posted by by the Straggler and the Comic both on the 17th and share the 2s pot including roll over.

Special prizes for Championship Day were donated by Crocs and results were :- Front 9 – Soapy; Back 9 – il matador; Best and most scantily dressed [on the course] – The Maltese Falcon.

Duffer of the Day was the Comic [D.F.] the outgoing champion whose score of 27 points [rev. H’cp. 15] reflected his  appropriate nick-name  as could be said for the Deputy Duffer – Crocs who managed to muster 28 points [rev. H’cp. – 11.

Joint runners up were The Straggler [F.B.] and the Rabbi [P.L.] with a creditable score of 34 points [ rev. H’cp. 9 & 16 respectively only to be pipped by the distinguished and popular Mohgs Champion of 2014 – Brains [J.G.] with 35 points [rev. H’cp. -29] who was presented as is customary with the chalice by the previous winner – The Comic [D.F.] followed by by the heartiest congratulations from all. Brains probably responded at this juncture but I can’t remember!

TOASTS: To Brains for his victory in the championship, Crocs for his generosity and foresight in providing additional prizes for the championship and Rory who always gets toasted for something.

LAST WEEKS MINUTES : Accepted as a true record

BUSINESS: The Chairman said the price of the Mohgs Polo shirts were as previously stated and members should e mail their requirements to himself.

The Bowling Day on the 7th August is cancelled due to lack of support. D.F. To investigate an alternative date.

Contrary to the comments in the previous minutes it appears that there is interest in an overnighter at Hunley Hall at a later date. The cardinal confirmed that he has washed his hands of any input into the organisation of this event or the Xmas party! Chair to discuss with the said cardinal and report back.

Swears money of £?? Handed to the treasurer.

Tee times next Monday as usual – 8.40,8.48 and 8.56 am

Meeting closed sometime Monday pm

Jock St. Rappe
Sub. Sec.