PRESENT: J.G, P.F, H.C, P.B, K.S, C.M, D.F, T.M, B.H, F.B.

APOLOGIES: Biggles, Jethro, Matador.

RESULTS: D’s o D were the Straggler, Cardinal and Crocs on 30 points. The DDoD was Brains on 32 points. The Falcon was in second place with 35 points. In joint first place with 37 points were the ever popular Chuckle Brothers, the Comic and St. Rappe. There were three twos by the Comic, the Falcon and St. Rappe.

TOASTS: To Newcastle United and Alan Pardew for continuing a fantastic run.

To Lewis Hamilton for securing the F1 championship and to Nicole Scherzinger for all her wonderful support for lucky Lew.

To the Cardinal and his partner for their victory in the seniors competition last week.

Corrections to the Minutes: Noel Beaton was not suspended as was hitherto alleged, on account that a man can no longer be held accountable for his wife’s actions.

The minutes should have clearly stated that Terry was asked what he was most notable for, in order to derive a nickname for himself.

THE MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD.

MATTERS ARISING:

1. The Falcon was not recorded as being absent whilst on his recent jaunt to the US of A. He apologised for missing the next three weeks due to prior commitments.
2. The Secretary apologised for having forgotten the spreadsheet to record the preferences for the Christmas buffet and will bring it to the next meeting. Soapy declared his desire for a deluxe buffet, but St. Rappe queried whether the caterer’s definition of deluxe would match Soapy’s expectations.
3. The Comic called for a motion of censure on the Chair on account of the alleged smutty content of recent emails. The Chair professed no wrong doing and when it was put to the vote, the majority agreed and the Staggler breathed a huge sigh.
4. The Comp. Sec. revealed his irritation with a recent anonymous email which he perceived as undermining the integrity of the Soc. Sec., claiming he was attempting to join the exalted ranks of the executive. Jocks appealed for the perpetrator to be admonished but the plea was left in abeyance.
5. The Chair declared that orders for shirts and jumpers should be placed promptly but unlike Curry’s, could not promise delivery before Christmas.
6. It was suggested that Terry’s nickname should be the Geezer and it was unanimously adopted.

Micky B. Was a very keen fan of the Beano and Dandy up to the age of 30. It was therefore proposed that he should be known as Lord Snooty. This item was left for future discussion.

BUSINESS Of THE DAY: The Rabbi announced a tongue in cheek reprimand for the Chair for being nasty to his playing partners and causing distress thereto. The Chair shrugged his manly shoulders but no apology was forthcoming.

Next Monday is 1 Dec and signals the end of Movember. The kid will be in attendance and there will be a photo session for the two MOHG representatives. Some of the MOHGS who will be absent next week, paid their sponsor money in advance to St. Rappe.

The tee times for next week are as per. Kwok apologised for his absence.

The meeting closed at 1.50.

BURT( Hon. Sec)