PRESENT: A.B-W, C.M, G.W (left early), B.Y (left early), J.G, P.F, F.B, K.S, A.L, P.L, B.H, H.C, T.M, E.E (present for meeting but didn’t play).

APOLOGIES: The Laird and the Cardinal. The Cardinal will be playing later in the day with his chums.

RESULTS: B.Kwok was the DoD with a miserable 24 points. The DDoD with 26 points was Biggles. There were three runners up all with 37 points, the Falcon, Brains and the Prof. The winner and champine of the day was the ever popular Geezer with a magnificent score of 38 points.

TOASTS: To the Cardinal who was the winner of the Les Wigham Trophy last week.

To Mark Wood from Ashington who scooped the final wicket in the Ashes Test Series.

To the whole Ashes team who beat the crap out of the Aussies. In particular to Stokes, Root, Broad and Cook.

To Shane Lowry who won the Bridgestone Invitation.

To the British Swimming team who won a whole heap of medals.

To Jethro who is fit and healthy and ready to step back into the cauldron of competitive golf next week.

LAST WEEKS MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD. SOAPY WAS THANKED FOR STANDING IN FOR THE ABSENT KWOK AND CONTINUING THE TREND OF NOBLE REPORTING.

MATTERS ARISING:

The Southport jaunt now has 9 committed competitors. Soapy referred to his recent well thought out encyclical for details of cost, sleeping arrangements and tee off times. He admitted that there is still work to be done but is confident that, barring untoward and unforeseen obstacles, the event will be memorable and continue the long line of expeditions which continue to enrich MOHG folklore.

The Strap presented the erstwhile captain, Brains, with a list of MOHGS who will do battle in the DD game on 14 Sept. Brains was faced with the challenge of pairing the MOHGS for the contest. Brains puffed out his chest in a show of bravado and then furrowed his brow as he took in the enormity of the task and the weight of expectation which had been placed on his shoulders.

The Laird was absent therefore no progress on the bowling day.

The Chair intimated that he found himself suffering from Hunley Hall withdrawal symptoms and that his need would only be satiated when a date could be decided for a visit. It was therefore proposed that 21 September would be the obvious choice and all competitors should signify their intentions next week.

GEEZER’S CARDS: K.S(40p), H.C(20p), C.M(40p), J.G(20p), G.W(20p), B.Y(20p), P.L(60p), B.H(20p), P.F(20p), A.L(40p).———£3.00.

TEE TIMES NEXT WEEK: AN important announcement by the Rabbi, revealed that due to a ladies match, the tee times next week will be—-8.32, 8.40, 8.48 and 8.56. He urged all participants to be punctual.

The Geezer and Kwok apologised for their absences next week.

There being no other business, the meeting closed at 1.40pm.

Bur T Kwok( Hon Sec.)