PRESENT: B.Y, F.B, C.M, P.L, P.F, D.F.

Conditions were diabolical and the outlook was bleak but 6 brave souls turned for what  resulted in a truncated game of only 15 holes. The adverse weather conditions finally forced the gallant participants to forego a full round.

Apologies: All our absent friends.

RESULTS: Presented by the Laird. There were 2 x 2’s carded by Kwok and Crocs. DoD with 19 points was the Prof. DDoD was the Laird with 31 points. Crocs was runner up with 34 points. The outright winner with a magnificent 36 points was the indomitable Kwok. Other scores were,F.B—32, P.L—33.

FINANCES: The Laird, who will shortly embark on a 6 week holiday to Oz, admitted to holding £3.70 in swears and Geezer’s cards, which he promptly delivered to the safekeeping of the Rabbi. The President is owed 50p of this cash for a 2 which he scored recently but for which he was not paid.

TOASTS: To team GB for their recent victory in the Davis Cup.

To Jamie Vardy for his record of scoring in the last 11 premiership games.

To Tyson Fury for defeating a Klitchco on his way to the world heavyweight title.

LAST WEEKS MINUTES ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD.

There were no matters arising.

CHRISTMAS PLATE: The Crocodile reported that there had been some damage to the Christmas Plate, whilst in the possession of the current holder, Kwok. Kwok denied all knowledge of the damage and furthermore, swore to the fact that it was in good nick when he handed it over to the Croc. One of life’s little mysteries? Or is there something more sinister afoot?

Christmas Party: The Rabbi will attempt to book the tee on 14 Dec. as near to 10am as possible.

The Chair at this point, wished Bon voyage to all the members who will shortly embark on their festive holidays, many to far flung places. He also remarked that there had been a very disappointing turnout for today’s game especially considering that today was the original date for the Christmas Party.

The President and Jethro arrived at this juncture but unfortunately the meeting had run out of legs and the Chair called time at 12.30.

BURT E. KWOK(Hon. Sec.)