Apologies from everyone who was not present.

Eleven hardy souls ventured forth to the course and were rewarded with a lovely day. The golf took second place to the camaraderie, wit and repartee.

Two twos were recorded, both by Winker who pocketed the spoils.

Duffer of the day was Crocs with 32 points, who will receive the necessary uplift.

Deputy Duffers was the ever popular Rabbi with 35 points, he too will receive an uplift according to his performance.

In second place and pocketing even more cash was Winker

But the winner and overall Champ for the week was the Laird who was celebrating the return of Mrs. Laird from a week on Lanzarote with Quok.

Geezers Cards were recorded

Laird 40p,Rabbi 40p,Crocs 80p,Laird 40p,Brains 60p,Soapy 40p.

The Geezer wanted it noted that he did not beat the Chair!

£1.50 was contributed from Jocks, Rabbi and ANO for wrong attire on Friday.

It is with regret that it must be recorded that the swears money was in deficit, at least £2.40 was admitted to but only £1.80 was in the pot!! MOHGS must reflect!

Toasts to Prof for winning the Senior’s Competition two weeks ago. Rabbi and Shotgun for winning the Seniors Comp. last Wednesday. President for ‘bon voyage’ on his Antipodean trip. The Falcon for his return to the fold. Morpeth Town for winning their FA Vase semi-final resulting in a trip to Wembley on 22 May. England Rugby for achieving the Grand Slam. Crocs for organising las t Friday’s excursion to Bridlepath. The Cardinal for recording the meeting. (well everybody else was being toasted.)

Bumpers jumpers are still to be ordered because of Shagpile’s absence. When he returns and places his order the whole consignment will be passed to Delboy for action. Little further was discussed. The Chairman stated that Whitley Bay was off the agenda as it has disappeared and was no longer on dry land.

At the next two meetings, MOHGS members should be in a position to state their preferred away day trip. Tee times booked for next week by Rabbi, those who can will. The meeting then disintegrated as the Chair took a conference call on a mobile phone IN THE CLUBHOUSE.