PRESENT: T.H, D.F, P.L, A.L, B.Y, P.B, B.H, F.B, K.S, E.E, P.F, G.W, J.G, C.M.

APOLOGIES: From all nor mentioned above. For next week from E.E and P.B.

RESULTS: One two was carded by the indomitable Crocs, who scooped the whole pot. The DoD was Biggles with a meagre 24 points. DDoD was the Scuttler with 25 points. The Cardinal was the runner up with 34 points. The overall winner and champine of the day was the most popular President we ever had, Soapy, with a magnificent 38 points.

FINANCE: £1.60 was collected in swears. Unfortunately our most profitable revenue stream has dried up, since the Geezers cards were once again unused.

TOASTS: To Chris Frooome who was once again successful in winning the Tour de France.

Paul Broadhurst who won the British Senior’s Open.

Jo Konte who defeated Venus Williams to win the California Open.

BEAMISH DIRTY DOZEN RETURN ENCOUNTER: The noble Comp. Sec. was particularly chagrined at the scant response to his request for confirmation of availability of members for participation in the return DD encounter. He invited a response from the members who were present at today’s meeting and elicited 8 definite combatants. There will no doubt be others, who were not present today, who will be available———-if selected! The Comp. Sec. will also need to know whether the members wish to partake of the grub on offer. A bacon sandwich plus tea or coffee are available for a very reasonable £3.50 pp. Please email the Comp. Sec. to confirm your availability and your food preferences.

ETIQUETTE : The Chair urged that members be mindful to avoid slow play especially since we seem to be followed by the Whitley Bay boys who are a sensitive bunch and should never be held up if at all possible.

THE QUAICH: The Comp. Sec. has generously agreed a weeks extension to allow those absent competitors the opportunity to complete their matches. However if the games are not completed by 8th August he will have no alternative other than to disqualify the tardy Gits.

TROPHY ENGRAVING: The ever affable Crocs, requested the return of all trophies in order that he can have them engraved with the names of the current holders.

CHRISTMAS PARTY: The Chair suggested a new name to go into the hat as a possible venue for the Christmas Party, the Lollo Rosso. There appeared to be a slight rift in the Executive, when the President, cogently and forcefully appealed for the venue to continue to be the Golf Club. He was convinced that the caterers, with direction, could provide adequate seasonal sustenance.

AWAY DAYS: The Chair announced that it was time to consider booking an away day. Bedlington was suggested, however it appears that they only allow large groups to play in the afternoons. It was suggested that we play at a course that has reciprocal arrangements with Morpeth. Johnny Gibbo set off in hot pursuit of the list of clubs but returned empty handed and frustratedly announced that the list had disappeared. The away day was therefore put on the back burner for discussion later.

NEXT WEEK: Tee off times as per. As next Monday is the first Monday of the month, the games will be off the white tees and MOHGS mufti is compulsory except for Bumpers.

The meeting closed at 1.45.

Kwok.