Present: F.B, D.F, P.L, A.L, C.V, C.M, L.W, J.G, B.Y, T.H, B.H, M.M.

(The President turned up for the meeting looking quite chipper).

Results: One 2 posted by Team Scut/Chair.

The DoDs were the team Prof/Pile with 39 points.

DDOD were the Team Johnnie/Laird and Rab/Strappe

Runners—up with 43 points were the Team Croc/Brains and joint winners were the teams Big/Dewy and Scut/Chair with a credible 44 points.

Finances: Geezer’s cards = £2.60p and swears = £2.40p.

(Both pots pocketed by the ever-trustworthy Chair).

Toasts:  To Johanna Konta for winning the Indian Wells Tennis Championship and Jock Strappe belatedly for his 71^st birthday on April Fools Day!

Last week’s minutes were accepted and no matters arose.

The meeting unanimously agreed that the nickname ‘Crispy’ was inappropriate and henceforth Mr Walker would be known as ‘Johnnie’ in keeping with family tradition and MOHGS custom.

Tee-times for next week 8.40, 8.48, 8.56 and 9.04.

With no other matters of substance to discuss the meeting closed at 13.15.