For the record, The Geezer, el Matador, and Johnnie fulfilled the Monday morning tradition at Morpeth.

On the basis that the Runner Up was also the Deputy Duffer, strict application of the rules seemed inappropriate, as would any handicap adjustments.  (Can three ever be a quorum?)

No 2s, though birdies were otherwise liberally scored, and incredible as it may seem, no swears.

The deserved winner, The Geezer, scooped the entire pot of £2.

There was no toast to the Falcons for their amazing result at Toulon, but there should have been.

Laurie