PRESENT: P.L, D.F(left early), G.W, D.G-M, T.M, C.M, P.F, M.C(l/e), J.G, M.M, C.C, A.B-W, B.D, F.B, K.S, L.W(l/e), T.H, B.Y.

Before the meeting started the Geezer confessed that he believed he had infringed the rules of golf because of advice given, in good faith, as a result of losing his ball in the rough on two occasions. The Hon. Comp. Sec. was noticeable by his absence therefore Brains and the Chair offered positive suggestions as to what the Geezer should do to rectify the situation. As a result he was pulled by 4 shots. The ruling was that the Geezer should have dropped a ball, where he thought the first was lost and accept a 2 shot penalty.

RESULTS: Delivered impeccably by the resourceful Brains. There were 3×2’s by Bumpers and the Rabbi on 17th and the Geezer on the 14th. DoD’s were Kwok and the Geezer with 28 points apiece. DDoD was 2Beers with 31 points. In third place was Wellen with 42 points. The runner up with 44 points was Brains. The winner with a massive 47 points was the ever popular Shotgun.

TOASTS: The birth of Scuttlers granddaughter was unfortunately overlooked last week, therefore glasses were raised and whooping and hollering to greet the birth of baby Poppy.

To a glut or flurry or gaggle of MOHGS who came second and third in last week’s Seniors Comp.

Last week’s minutes were accepted in their entirety.

MATTERS ARISING:

* Today’s game was a singles competition. There was slight consternation from some members that the Comp was unfair in that, due to greens being prepared by the green keepers and volunteers, the pin positions were constantly being changed therefore some competitors were forced to play what was essentially a different course. Brains took complete control of the situation and announced in a measured tone that —-” We play the course as presented.” This announcement cut immediately through the Gordian Knot and silenced the baying mob.

* The Chair spoke eloquently about the forthcoming executive trip to St. Boswells on the  bank of the mighty Tweed. He revealed that the perception by some members was that the trip was an exclusive jaunt for the Executive only and that this was certainly not the case. He insisted that other less privileged individuals were free to join the party and furthermore that he and the President would welcome participants with open arms.

* There was no update on the forthcoming trip to Slaley Hall. Questions were asked about the recuperation of the Social Sec. Someone suggested he may be on holiday. Best wishes were expressed for his recovery.

* Shagpile revealed that the Percy House competition would take place at Whitley Bay G.C on Mon. 3 June. The Comp. would consist of 4 man teams and the cost would be £100/team. Interested parties should contact Shagpile asap.

There being no further business, the meeting closed amicably at 1.07pm.

Burt K.