PRESENT: P.F, C.M, M.C, K.S, M.M, C.D, F.B, B.Y, D.G-M, A.B-W, L.W, M.S, B.D.

APOLOGIES: Bumpers and the Prof apologised for having to leave before the meeting started.

RESULTS: Delivered by Shagpile due to the absence of the Comp. Sec., as well as his trusty deputy. There were 3 x 2’s, posted by Crocs, Shagpile and Dewey. D’soD were the  Straggler and Bumpers with a miserly 31 points apiece. DDoD was Johnnie with 32 points. The runner up with 44 points was Shotgun. This week’s winner with a massive 45 points was the ever popular and virtually pain free Shagpile.

FINANCE: Swears—£2.80. Geezers cards—£3.60. The cash is in the safe hands of Crocs.

The Chair apropos nothing, announced that having listened avidly to the recent Brexit shenanigans in Parliament, he is convinced that the rubbish we MOHGS discuss each week, is far superior in quality and content.

TOASTS: To Rory McIlroy who won the Players Championship.

LAST WEEKS MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED.

MATTERS ARISING: Shagpile reminded the group that the game at Newbiggin in aid of the Lifeboat appeal, is on Friday 3 May. Prospective players should inform him of their availability asap.

There being no further business, the meeting closed amicably and promptly at 12.55.

Burt Kwok.