PRESENT: C.M(n/p), P.F, M.M, B.D, M.C(l/e), D.F, P.L, J.G, D.G-M, M.S, T.M, K.S, C.D, F.B, A.B-W, J.G(2), P.B.

FINANCE: £4.20 Geezers cards. £4Swears.

The Chair was back after a short self imposed exile and he welcomed the return of Crocs who revealed that he has now recovered from a devastating flu episode, which had knocked the stuffing out of him. He hopes to continue playing in the next couple of weeks.

RESULTS: The Comp. Sec. and his able assistant, Brains, were renamed by the Chair as the Competition Bureau. The Bureau delivered the results. There was only one 2, posted by the Laird on the 8th. The game today was played in groups of 4, with the best two scores counting. Runners up were Herbie, the Cardinal, Monty and Soapy—–Kwok, Shagpile, Wellen and Bumpers—– Dewey, the Geezer, the Straggler and Shotgun. All the runners up had a joint score of 88 points. The winners with a resounding 102 points were Brains, 2Beers, the Rabbi and the Laird. The winners will be pulled by one shot apiece and all runners up will gain a shot.

TOASTS: To Tyrell Hatton who won the Arnold Palmer invitational.
To David Drysdale who came second in Oman.
To the return of Crocs after his nasty bout of flu.

MINUTES OF THE LAST MEETING ACCEPTED.

BUSINESS:

* The Chair will definitely not be attending the Foxton weekend even though a special isolation unit had been arranged for him. The Laird was tasked with the role of contacting another member who had displayed an interest in joining the party.

*The Chair took orders from members for new mufti but urged others who are in need of  clobber to get in touch asap so that he could dispatch one big order, rather than dribs and drabs.

* Crocs did not return to the fold empty handed. With a theatrical flourish he produced a clutch of trophies which he has had engraved with the names of all the respective winners and which included the elusive and much prized, New Year Bell. The recovering Crocs was commended for his actions and the recipients were joyous at the reunification with their spoils of battle.

There was a debate about starting times on Mondays which included a call for penalties for latecomers. Members were urged to be at the starting gate no later than 8.29. The balls would go in the hat at 8.30. Members who arrived after 8.30 would be barred from the day’s competition although there may be some degree of flexibility. Shagpile urged members to phone a member of the Competition Bureau in the event that they anticipated they would be late and a ball could be put in the bag on their behalf. The Comp. Sec. remarked that it was vital that he was cognisant of the number of players in order to devise the appropriate game for the day.

* The Chair apropos nothing proposed a toast to the aforementioned Comp. Bureau for their hard work and diligence. This led to a rash of toasts which included the Secretary and the much maligned Chair himself.

There being no further business, the meeting closed at 12.55pm.

Burt E. Kwok.