Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 23 October 2023

Apologies from all those not here.

Present: – BR, GW, JG(1), PB, CM, DGM, MD, DF, MC, MS, AW, TM, TH, JG(3), PF(last two golf only)  

Fifteen players this morning, the Competition Secretary having watched Strictly Come Dancing, opted for a waltz.

Two Beers was in the Chair, next to the Captain’s Chair occupied by ex-Captain Bumpers.

Competition Results.

Two two’s today, at the 4th by The Geezer, and at the 14th by The Silver Fox. They share £3.

Duffers of the Day were Crocs, The Cardinal and Brains with 63points.

Deputy Duffers of the Day were Matador, Davo and Kwok with 65 points.

In third place was the team of Herbie, Scuttler and Bumpers with 75 points.

In second place and getting nothing was The Emperor, Silver Fox and Winker with 76 points.

However, the undoubted winners this week were The Geezer, The Laird and Two Beers with an almost unbelievable 86 points. They get £5.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time-honoured manner.

Swears raised £4.00 and the Levy raised £7.50, Geezer cards were in use and raised £3.60.

Toasts

Toasts were offered for Bobby Charlton and Ivor Robson RIP.

Toast to the green staff for sterling work in getting the course ready for play today.

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

No Matters Arising

AOB

Two Beers has tentatively arranged the next weekend away at Hunley Hall on 24/25 March 2024. Those wishing to attend please let Two Beers know on receipt of these minutes. Also, if a shared or single room is required. Please notify Two Beers by e-mail.

Crocs had lost track of the Trophies, The Laird will check his AGM report to confirm the current holders.

The Laird reminded everyone that we revert to normal start times next Monday. Balls in the bag at 8.15am

Herbie’s observation from the course revolved around worms! Hundreds were in evidence on the first green approach. His Team speculated on the collective noun for worms and came up with a wriggle of worms. All very interesting until it was pointed out that the worms were dead so couldn’t wiggle!

Apparently the collective noun for worms is a ‘clew’, not clear if this is also for dead worms.

On that note, the meeting closed at 12.50.

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 16 October 2023

Apologies from all those not here.

Present: – BR, PF, GW, JG(1), PB, CM, DGM, MD, DF, PL, LW, PB, MC (golf only)  

Thirteen players this morning, the Competition Secretary having left with little alternative instigated a singles competition off full MOHGS Handicap.

Two Beers adopted the Chair.

Competition Results.

No two’s today so £2.60 goes into the Emperor’s tin.

Duffer of the Day was The Matador with 28 points.

Deputy Duffer of the Day was Johnnie with 29 points

In third place and getting £2 was Brains with 37 points.

In second place and getting £4 was The Laird with 38 points.

However, the justifiable winner this week was Davo with a marvellous 39 points. He gets £7.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time-honoured manner.

Swears raised £3.20 and the Levy raised £6.50, Geezer cards were in use and raised £3.40.

Toasts

The Laird proposed the Scottish Football Team for qualifying for the European Championships.

The Cardinal proposed the England Rugby Team for being the only Northern Hemisphere side left in the Rugby World Cup

Johnnie proposed The Afghanistan cricket team for humbling England yesterday.

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

No Matters Arising

AOB

The Competition Secretary announced a later start next Monday. Balls in the bag at 8.25am first tee time 8.40am.

Christmas Party Day will be 11th December. JG(1) to arrange tee times for 10.30am, The Emperor will negotiate food for those attending, he will collect names next month.

The Competition Secretary observed that Christmas Day and New Years Day both fall on Monday. Watch this space for developments.

The meeting closed at 12.50.

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 9th October 2023

Apologies from Cardinal (Ryder cup fever) Crocs, Davo and Silver Fox who were competing in Turkey, Royal Troon and somewhere in Sussex respectively.

Present:- LW,TH,PF,MS,DGM,GW,BR,AW,DF,JG(1),MC,PL

Two Beers assumed the chair and Herbie scribed.

On a fine autumnal morning twelve Mohgs set forth and tried to avoid trench foot.

The Hon. Competition Secretary announced two from three as the competition with preferred lies and the lakes that were bunkers out of play.

Competition Results;

One two today by Jonnie at the eighth rewarded by £2.40

Duffers of the Day were Bumpers, Rabbi, Winker,

Brains, Emperor  and Laird with 71 points

Deputy Duffers of the Day and second were Herbie, Matador and 2Beers with 75 points.

Todays winners with an incredible 85 points Scuttler, Jonnie and Kwock.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the normal manner.

Geezer Cards raised £2.60, Swears £3.00 and the Levy raised £6.00

The minutes of the last meeting were agreed with no matters arising.

Toasts

None offered.

The Comp Sec highlighted Brains scoring 4 points on two holes only to be outdone by the mighty 2Bees 5 points on the tenth hole!!!!!!!!

Tee times will change to 9.00 to 9.30 from Monday 4th December.

Thanks were given to 2Beers and Laird for their sterling work in organising the Ramside tour

The meeting was concluded at 12.55.