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Minutes of Mohgs Meeting 23rd February 2026.

Present:- MD, TM, DGM, PL, JG(3), MS, LW, GW, DF, PF, JG(1)

CC, CC Meeting only.

Eleven golfers set forth in high winds with high expectations for a singles event off full Mohgs handicap with normal winter rules, but the Laird generously allowed gimmies of under a foot.

Results.

Only one two by Davo on the 17th and he will pocket £1.20 if Herbie hands it over.

DOD.Matador 24ptsDDOD Herbie 26pts DDDOD Jonnie 29pts.

Third Place Kwok,Davo a and Laird 34 who generously contributed their winning to the tin.

Second. Two Beers 37pts

Winner Geezer with a fantastic 41pts(The new driver is paying dividends)

 All handicaps will be adjusted by Brains.

Finance

Swears £4.60, Geezer cards £2.20, Contribution from 3rd place £1.00

Toasts

Keely Hodgkinson word record in the indoor 800 mtrs.

Hull KR. Winners of the Rugby League World Championship.

All Home nations ruby teams who won at the weekend.

Geezer voted for a good looking Chinese girl in the Half Pike. At the Winter Olympics. Not sure it was for her performance or looks.

AOB.

The Laird informed the meeting that all Mohgs need to enter on BRS on a Monday, for H&S purposes. He will take care of this each week.

Observation from the course where one our members allowed his trolley to fall in a bunker (even though they were out of play). He then in rescuing it fell flat on his back.  No names but it is double barreled.

Meeting closed 12.20.

Minutes of Mohgs Meeting 16th February 2026

Present:- TM, MD, LW, MS, DF, PF, PL, JG(1), DGM, GW, golf only, CC meet only

Ten golfers braved the winter weather. The Competitions Secretary proposed a singles competition off full Mohgs handicap. Winter rules were in place and only 15 holes were played.

The Chairman opened the meeting with a flourish and Herbie acted as scribe.

Results.

No twos .

DOD Brains 22pts DDOD  Matador 24pts. DDDOD Davo and Rabbi 26pts.

Third Place Geezer and Kwok 30pts

Second Place Jonnie 31pts

Winner  Two Beers 32 pts.

All handicaps will be adjusted accordingly.

Finance

Swears £2.50 Geezer cards £2.00 Twos  £2.00 All will be guarded by the Laird.

Toasts

England cricket beating Scotland

All medalist in the winter Olympics especially the Tea Tray gold medalists.

Scotland Rugby beating England.

VAR after the abysmal performance by the referee at Newcastle’s game.

Any Other Business.

It was observed from the course that the Laird showed great restraint in not mentioning Scotland all the way round.

Our best wishes were passed to the Emperor who is recovering from his hip replacement.

There being no further business, the Chairman closed the meeting at 11.50

Mohgs meeting Monday 2nd February.

Present.

MD, TM, DGM, PL, JG(3), MS, LW, GW, PF (DF, CC meet only)

Nine trusty Mohgs ventured forth in rain and mist to do battle in a team of three with two to count over 15 holes.

Herbie acted as scribe.

Results. 

Only one two by Davo at the 4th.

DOD  59pts  Herbie, Rabbi and Geezer.

Winners. Davo, Silver Fox and Jonnie plus 2Beers, Kwok, Matador.

Toasts. 

Justin rose winner of the Farmers golf in US.

                Alcaraz winner of the Australian open tennis.

Minutes of the last meet. 

Agreed as a true record with no matters arising.

AOB 

 Thanks to the Emperor for organisingthe Burns night lunch.

            A special mention was made to the Geezer with his new driver which apparently went 300 yds and straight. Not sure if he hit it though.

Finance. Swears £2.80   Geezer cards £2.00 All with the Laird along with Kwoks winnings.

The Chairman brought the meeting to a close at 11.37.

Meeting in the Club House 26 January 2026

Golf and Burns Lunch

1. Attendees: DF/CC/TM/PL/MD/JG1/JG3/JW/GW/PF/DGM + FB/MM/CM/PB (lunch only)

2 Golf Cold wet and miserable- maybe that was just me!

Results

Winners Geezer/Ming/Rabbi/2Beers -1
Runners Up & Deputy Duffers  Brains/Laird/Kwok/Johnnie
Duffers of the Day Davo/Silver Fox/Matador

No twos

No toasts

Cash Geezer cards £2.20, Twos £2.20, Swears £3.10, Spare £1.00

Last weeks minutes ✅

AOB

Captains charity raised  magnificent £6452.35 👏👏👏

NEXT WEEKS TEE TIMES ARE BACK TO NORMAL 8:30, BALLS IN THE HAT 08:45.

Meeting closed 12:29

( Cardinal, and Herbie (his deputy) , please hurry back).

Minutes of Mohgs meeting Monday 19th January.

Present.  DF, GW, MS, PL, MD, JG(1), DGM, PF, JG(3), CC, TM, CC meeting only.

The Chairman welcomed back the Laird from his trip down under and thanked Brains for his stand in job as Competition Secretary. Herbie stood in as scribe.

Results.  Todays competition was singles.  No twos today.

                 DOD  2Beers   17 pts

                 DDOD  Laird  20pts

                 DDDOD   Kwock  23 pts

                 Third  Davo 30pts

                 Second  Matador  31pts

                 Winner Geezer    35pts

Toasts.

                Falkirk for beating someone in the Scottish cup.

                Kyre Wilson winning the Masters snooker.

Minutes of the last meeting.  

All those attending the Burns night luncheon to advise the Laird by email soonest. Those who were in attendance today were all going apart from Herbie. The food will be served at 1.30.

AOB. No other business. Meeting close at 12.26

Minutes of MOHGS meeting Monday 29th December.

Present. LW, PL, GW, JG(3), MS, JG(1), CC, AW, MD, CC, meeting only.

Again nine MOHGS played the last game of 2025. The stand in competitions Secretary devised a fiendish competition . Teams of 3 with 2 to count. Gimmies were allowed but bunkers were in play!!!!

Herbie stood in as both Chairman and Scribe. Bless him.

Results :

One 2 by Silver Fox today who scooped the pool of £1.80.

  DOD  with 62pts  Brains, Rabbi, and Jonnie

  DDOD  with 65pts  Herbie, Silver Fox, and Matador.

  Winners with 69pts Davo, Winker, and Ming.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time-honored manner.

Swears raised £1.95 and Geezer cards £1.80.

Toasts.

England cricket team for winning a test in Australia for the first time in 12 years.

RIP. All boys favorite of a certain age  Brigitte Bardo.t

Newcastle Red bull for gaining their first point of the season.

AOB. Winker wished us all the best as he leaves to visit Australia.

Brains booking 4 tee times for next week.

Herbie regaled the group with the history oh the Full Monty. After consulting various web site Ming announced there were two suggestions. Montague Burton or Field Marshall Montgomery.

Meeting Closed 12.24 with a resounding chorus of Happy New Year.

Minutes of Mohgs meeting Monday 22nd December.

Present   MD, AW, PL, GW, MS, CC, LW, DGM, JG (1), CM meeting only.

Only nine trusty Mohgs turned out today with some in festive gear for a 3ball competition with 2 to count.

The Chairman opened the meeting, with Herbie taking the position of scribe.

Results: No Twos today so £1.80 goes into the coffers.

Duffers of the day with 72 pts were Davo, Jonnie, and Brains

Deputy Duffers with 79pts were Matador, Herbie and Two Beers.

Winners with a creditable 83 pts were Winker, Ming, and Rabbi.

Swears raised £1.30

Geezer Cards £1.80

Toasts. Winner of SPOTY Rory.

Previous Meeting Minutes.

Rabbis score should have been 33pts not 43 as stated. (He’s not that good)

Matters Arising.  Brains indicated only 3 tee times for next week.

AOB. The Scribe wished everyone a happy Christmas especially those in far flung places like Australia, Cape Verdi, Northern Ireland and Newbiggin and a successful golfing new year.

The Gavel came down at 12.52.

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 15th December 2025

Present: – PB, JG (1), PL, MS, GW, LW, DGM, CC, CM & BR (Meeting Only)

Only seven intrepid golfers contested the Christmas Plate!

The Chairman opened the meeting.

Results

No Twos today so £1.40 goes into the tin.

Duffers of The Day were Herbie and Two Beers with 23 points; they get a 3 shot uplift.

Deputy Duffer of The Day was The Cardinal with 24 points; he gets a 2-shot uplift.

Deputy Deputy Duffer of the Day and in third place was Johnnie. He gets a one-shot uplift, and a one-shot reduction. Net effect remains the same.

In second place was The Matador with 31 points, he gets £2 and a two-shot reduction.

However, today’s winner and recipient of The Christmas Plate was The Rabbi with 43 points. He gets £5 and a 3 shot reduction.

Swears raised nothing!

Geezer Cards raised £1.40.

Toasts

None offered!

Previous Meeting’s Minutes

Accepted as a true record.

Matters Arising

Nothing.

Any Other Business

Next Monday has been reduced to three tee times.

The Matador as previous winner presented the Christmas Plate to The Rabbi.

 Crocs then presented the outgoing manager Julia a leaving gift with our heartfelt thanks.

There being no further business, the Chair closed the meeting at the early hour of 13.20.

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 8th December 2025

Present: – PB, DF, JG (1), PL, MS, PF, GW, LW, DGM, CC,  CM & BR (Meeting Only)

Ten golfers were surprised that the course was open after heavy overnight rain. The Competition Secretary designated another a singles competition off full MOHGS handicap.

The course was cut to 15 holes by the green staff.

The Chairman opened the meeting with his gavel.

Results

One Twos today at the 8th by the Laird, he gets to scoop the pot of £2.

Duffers of The Day were Herbie and Ming with 22 points; they get a 3 shot uplift.

Deputy Duffer of The Day was Brains with 24 points; he gets a 2-shot uplift.

Deputy Deputy Duffer of the Day and Runner up was Two Beers with 27 points; he gets a one-shot uplift.

In third place were The Rabbi and Cardinal with 30 points, they get 50p each and a one-shot reduction.

Runner-up were Kwok and The Laird with 34 points; they get £2 each and a two-shot reduction.

However, today’s winner was Matador with a magnificent 40 points. He gets £5 and a 3 shot reduction.

The Competition Secretary advised of his absence for the next 5 Mondays. He is leaving us in the more than capable hands of Brains.

Swears and

Geezer Cards

Unfortunately, I forgot to note the income. No doubt the Treasurer has a detailed account.

Toasts

We all wished The Laird ‘Bon Voyage’.

Lando Norris for winning the F1 World Championship.

Robin Smith RIP.

Previous Meeting’s Minutes

Accepted as a true record.

Matters Arising

Nothing.

Any Other Business

Next Monday is the Christmas Plate, Brains advised that it was three clubs and a putter!

It was agreed to cancel one tee time as we cannot envisage more than 12 turning out.

Matador requested an alternative to the haggis option on the Burns Luncheon; The Emperor has already made enquiries and steak pie might just be on offer.

There being no further business, the Chair closed the meeting at the early hour of 12.29 pm.

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 24th November 2025

Present: – PB, DF, JG (1), PL, MS, AW, PF, CM & BR (Meeting Only) The Club Vice Captain honoured us with his presence, is he about to take up MOHGS membership for his year in office? Following in the footsteps of Captain Geezer!

Seven intrepid (stupid?) golfers this morning, so the Competition Secretary designated another a singles competition off full MOHGS handicap.

The Competition Secretary wisely suggested we play the first seven, twelve, sixteen, seventeen and eighteen because of the inclement weather.

Herbie acted as Chairman.

Results

No Twos today so £1.40 to the Tin!

Duffer of The Day was The Rabbi, Brains and Kwok with 18 points; they all get a 3 shot uplift.

Deputy Duffers of The Day and taking third spot were Winker and The Cardinal with 20 points; they get a 2-shot uplift for being deputy duffers and a one-shot reduction for being third!

Deputy Deputy Duffer of the Day and Runner up was The Laird with 23 points; he gets a one-shot uplift and a two-shot reduction. He pockets £2 though.

However, today’s winner was Herbie with a magnificent 24 points, off a handicap of 7. He gets £5 and a 3 shot reduction.

Swears raised £0.60.

Geezer Cards £1.40.

Toasts

The Laird magnanimously proposed a toast to England Rugby for winning all three of their Autumn Internationals.

He also proposed a toast to Eddie Howe for beating Manchester City for the first time.

He also proposed a toast to Scotland Football Team for qualifying for the World Cup Finals for the first time since 1998!

He went on to say that Scotland had scored three ‘remarkable’ goals.

Previous Meeting’s Minutes

Accepted as a true record.

Matters Arising

Nothing.

Any Other Business

The Emperor has started negotiations with the club about a Burns Luncheon!

There being no further business, the Chair closed the meeting at the early hour of 11.40am.