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MOHGS AGM MONDAY 15 DECEMBER 2014

PRESENT: B.H, F.B, P.F, K.S, D.G, C.M, A.M, J.G, P.B, P.L, E.E.

RESULTS: There was one 2, posted by the Straggler. DoD was the Cardinal with 10 points. DDoD was the Straggler with 14 points. The Rabbi was runner up with 26 points. The winner and  Christmas champine was the ever popular Kwok with a highly commendable 29 points. Kwok was presented with the trophy by last year’s winner, Brains.

TOASTS: To P.L. who won the Senior’s competition last week.

CHAIRMAN’S SPEECH: Thanked all his officers for their diligence throughout the year and to all members without portfolio for their loyal support. Remarked that it had been another successful year although the trip to Whitley Bay was still in the pipeline. Thanked Delboy for his continued support with particular reference to the polo shirts and sweaters. Praised Kwok for his first victory in the Seniors and all the other members who had played well in various competitions through the year. He welcomed the new members, namely the Geezer and the Falcon. Mentioned the trip to Hunley as being particularly memorable. Hoped that next year will be as successful when he hoped that Delboy might be persuaded to produce a line of monogrammed caps and onesies.

The Chair was cheered and clapped as he took to his seat.

FINANCE. REPORT: The Cardinal with his usual efficiency announced that the current cash in hand was a meagre £34.60. He further remarked that there would be no more subsidies unless we all began to swear more and thus increase the kitty. He was hopeful that the Geezers new card scheme would provide a welcome revenue stream.

REPORT BY COMP. SEC.: This report was packed with facts and figures and had obviously been given a deal of thought by the Comp. sec. The full report cad be seen upon application to the Secretary.

In the 2014 season we have played 52 competitions comprising 38 singles, 9 betterball and 5 away days. Crocs was the top participant with 46 tournaments under his belt. Total prize money had been £509 with a further £101 for the 2’s comp. Brains had won 10 comps, followed by the Straggler on 9. The Staggler had bagged 8 of the 2’s pots. The top money winner on £63 was Brains. The Cardinal won the most money per game played at a rate of £1.50.

The Comp Sec talked about the away days and picked out several which he had deemed to be most successful and the nostalgic trip to Forest Pines in particular which included the football match between Newcastle and Hull. He proposed that the Hunley trip should be earlier next year so that we could hopefully find better weather. Thanked Brains for providing the Hunley Trophy, which was won by the Cardinal. Mentioned trips to Beamish Park, Newcastle United and Stocksfield as well as the memorable day to celebrate Soapy’s 80th birthday. Looked forward to a new match play comp. In 2015, namely the Chair’s Quaich.

Will continue with the same h/cap system in 2015 since it seems fair and consistent.

The Chair thanked the Comp. Sec. And the proposed a toast to absent friends, the Matador, Falcon and Geezer and the Comic ( Laird ).

P.B proposed that the Comp. Sec should be promoted to the Executive due to his stalwart performances over the years. The proposal was quickly vetoed by the Chair, with no explanation given.

LAST YEAR’S MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD.

The President proposed that all officers be re-elected en bloc. This proposal was carried unanimously.

AOB: A letter by the Comic was read out by Kwok in which the Comic in a rather light hearted yet poignant manner set out the case for a change in nickname. The proposal was put to the vote and by a majority decision, the Comic will henceforth be known as the Laird.

Michael Beaton will be known as Lord Snooty and Noel will become Desmond.

Crocs, regretfully announced that he had been unable to locate the dartboard which would no doubt curtail the après food jovialities.

Tee times next week 8.48 & 56. There will be no Senior Comps during the festive season, but Taxi John is organising an event at 10am on Wednesdays for any interested parties.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OUR READERS.

BURT KWOK (Hon. Sec.)

MINUTES FOR MONDAY DECEMBER 8 IN THE CLUBHOUSE.

PRESENT: P.L, P.B, K.S, C.M, J.G, F.B, T.M, P.F. Non playing participant Mr. B.H and D.G.

APOLOGIES: Biggles, Falcon, Comic, Matador and Jethro (who may attend the Christmas party).

RESULTS: Today’s event was a 4 ball better ball competition. The standard was very high which is reflected in the scores. On 40 points, the D’soD were Brains and the Rabbi. Runners up on 41 points were the Straggler and Soapy. Joint winners on 42 points were the Geezer and Crocs and Kwok and the Cardinal. One 2 was posted by the Straggler and Soapy.

TOASTS: Blyth Spartans, Newcastle United and Gateshead for outstanding performances.

Mrs. Burchall who won a ladies competition last week.

Soapy who was an integral part of the winning team in last weeks seniors competition.

LAST WEEKS MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD.

MATTERS ARISING:

  1. The Comp. Sec. announced the dates by which each round of the Competition for the CHAIRMAN’S QUAICH should be completed. Round 1, by mid April. Round 2 by end of May. Round 3 by mid July and the final round by the end of Sept. All participants must email the Cardinal before the end of Jan. to signify their intentions and be prepared to pay a £2 entrance fee.
  2. Crocs and Strappe thanked all who had contributed to the Movember appeal. The Comp. Sec. Is now a tash free zone.

BUSINESS OF THE DAY:

  1. Terry’s cards had their first outing and initial reaction appears quite favourable although there are one or two things to be bottomed out. P.B has taken responsibility for the cards until next week.
  2. The tees are booked for 10.40, 10.48 and 10.56 next week.
  3. Crocs has unearthed a dart board and darts for use at the party. The Geezer was concerned that the position of the board was adjacent to the flat screen TV. The Chair was confident that the TV was in no danger and that he would personally cover any accidental damage.
  4. There appears to be 9 members attending the Christmas Party. All participants have completed the data sheet to signify their food preferences. The Soc. Sec. will negotiate the final menu with the caterers based on the data.
  5. The Chair was concerned that the chips would go cold if they were all delivered at the same time. The Soc. Sec. said that he would attempt to persuade the caterers to trickle the chips at intervals in order to keep a fresh supply on stand by. Soapy was convinced that the caterers would have the sense to serve the grub at the appropriate times.
  6. The food will be available from 1.30-2pm. The cost will be £15 per head.
  7. MOHGS polo shirts and/or jumpers should be worn if possible.
  8. The Sec. will post the AGM agenda on line within the week.

There being no other business, the meeting closed at 2 pm.

BURT ( Hon. Sec.)

MINUTES FOR MONDAY 1st DECEMBER IN THE CLUBHOUSE.

PRESENT: J.G, D.F, P.L, K.S, P.B, F.B, T.M, A.M, C.M, R.H. Observer – Davie Givens.

APOLOGIES: Biggles, Jethro, Matador, Falcon, Kwok

RESULTS: Duffer of the day was Soapy [K.S.] with 30 points and Deputy Duffer was The Kid [A.M.] with 31 points whose handicaps are adjusted to 25 and 8 respectively. Please note that on further inspection of the cards it was noticed that the Kid had played off his club handicap of 6 instead of his Mohgs handicap of 7 which adjusted his total points to 31 the effect of which was that he became deputy duffer instead of the Straggler and therefore the Straggler’s handicap remains at 11.

Twos posted by the Comic at the 8th and the Cardinal at the 17th who share the 2s pot of £2.00.

Also in 2nd place with a creditable 38 points were the Comic [D.F.] and the Cardinal [P.B.] whose handicaps are adjusted to 13 and 18 respectively.

Congratulations to the overall winner – Brains [J.G.] with an astonishing score of 43 points. His handicap is therefore reduced by 2 to 31.

TOASTS: Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to the Comic who is flying off shortly to Australia.We wish him a safe journey and an enjoyable sojourn in the southern hemisphere.

To Phllip Hughes whose sudden death following a freak accident playing cricket in Australia was a shock to all cricket afficienados.

LAST WEEKS MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD.

There were no matters arising.

BUSINESS OF THE DAY: Golf Card School:The Geezer [T.M.] agreed to organise the necessary paperwork for the so called “Golf Card School” which is proposed to be introduced from 1st January 2015.

The Chair’s Quaich : Following befuddled conversation regarding the format of this new competition and the correct pronuciation of “Quaich” it was proposed and accepted that the competition will be an individual  knockout match play competition commencing in 2015. Registration of interest should be e mailed to the Cardinal – Mr Peter Burchall and the entry fee of £2.00 deposited with him no later than 19th January 2015. A draw will then be made incorporating all interested parties and dates for the completion of each round will be stipulated and strictly adhered to. It is proposed that matches  will be incorporated though not exclusively within our Monday competitions. Handicaps will be the Mohgs handicap on the day of the match and shots will be awarded will be the full difference between the lowest and highest handicaps at the appropriate holes.

Movember : Jocks requested and received outstanding promissaries including an IOU from the southern branch via the Chair which was later after considerable pressure converted to cash! Jocks stated that the total amount donated was about £150.00  which all thought was a worthy effort.The actual amount is £160 and Jocks requested that all donatees examine the attached the sponsorship form to ensure your individual details are correct and those who are happy for the charity to claim the Gift Aid from H.M. Government to e mail their address including post code to Jocks. The date for completion is friday 5th Dec after which all the proceeds will be sent to the charity and Jocks will be de-tashed.

The tee times for next week are as per normal. Apols from the Comic for several weeks.

The meeting closed at about 1.50 pm.

Jock St Rappe

MINUTES FOR MONDAY 24 NOVEMBER IN THE CLUBHOUSE

PRESENT: J.G, P.F, H.C, P.B, K.S, C.M, D.F, T.M, B.H, F.B.

APOLOGIES: Biggles, Jethro, Matador.

RESULTS: D’s o D were the Straggler, Cardinal and Crocs on 30 points. The DDoD was Brains on 32 points. The Falcon was in second place with 35 points. In joint first place with 37 points were the ever popular Chuckle Brothers, the Comic and St. Rappe. There were three twos by the Comic, the Falcon and St. Rappe.

TOASTS: To Newcastle United and Alan Pardew for continuing a fantastic run.

To Lewis Hamilton for securing the F1 championship and to Nicole Scherzinger for all her wonderful support for lucky Lew.

To the Cardinal and his partner for their victory in the seniors competition last week.

Corrections to the Minutes: Noel Beaton was not suspended as was hitherto alleged, on account that a man can no longer be held accountable for his wife’s actions.

The minutes should have clearly stated that Terry was asked what he was most notable for, in order to derive a nickname for himself.

THE MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD.

MATTERS ARISING:

  1. The Falcon was not recorded as being absent whilst on his recent jaunt to the US of A. He apologised for missing the next three weeks due to prior commitments.
  2. The Secretary apologised for having forgotten the spreadsheet to record the preferences for the Christmas buffet and will bring it to the next meeting. Soapy declared his desire for a deluxe buffet, but St. Rappe queried whether the caterer’s definition of deluxe would match Soapy’s expectations.
  3. The Comic called for a motion of censure on the Chair on account of the alleged smutty content of recent emails. The Chair professed no wrong doing and when it was put to the vote, the majority agreed and the Staggler breathed a huge sigh.
  4. The Comp. Sec. revealed his irritation with a recent anonymous email which he perceived as undermining the integrity of the Soc. Sec., claiming he was attempting to join the exalted ranks of the executive. Jocks appealed for the perpetrator to be admonished but the plea was left in abeyance.
  5. The Chair declared that orders for shirts and jumpers should be placed promptly but unlike Curry’s, could not promise delivery before Christmas.
  6. It was suggested that Terry’s nickname should be the Geezer and it was unanimously adopted.

Micky B. Was a very keen fan of the Beano and Dandy up to the age of 30. It was therefore proposed that he should be known as Lord Snooty. This item was left for future discussion.

BUSINESS Of THE DAY: The Rabbi announced a tongue in cheek reprimand for the Chair for being nasty to his playing partners and causing distress thereto. The Chair shrugged his manly shoulders but no apology was forthcoming.

Next Monday is 1 Dec and signals the end of Movember. The kid will be in attendance and there will be a photo session for the two MOHG representatives. Some of the MOHGS who will be absent next week, paid their sponsor money in advance to St. Rappe.

The tee times for next week are as per. Kwok apologised for his absence.

The meeting closed at 1.50.

BURT( Hon. Sec)

MINUTES FOR MONDAY 17 NOVEMBER IN THE CLUBHOUSE

PRESENT: P.F, P.B, T.M, F.B, B.H, P.L, K.S, D.F, C.M.

APOLS: Biggles, J.G, E.E, H.C.

RESULTS: DoD with a miserly 27 points was poor old Kwok. DDoD was the equally pathetic Francis with 29 points. The runner up with a majestic 37 points was the Croc. Winner of the week on an unassailable 39 points was the personable Soc. Sec., the ever popular Cardinal.

No 2’s were posted and T.M is beginning to wonder if he will ever see the bulk of his winnings from two weeks ago. The Cardinal promised to trawl through historic data in order to ascertain the true worth of Terry’s poke. The Chair has been pouching 2’s and swears cash for several weeks and is pleading dumb as to the actual amount he owes. The Hon. Sec. on the other hand has admitted pouching 60p in swears.

TOASTS: To little Burty Kwok in recognition of his award of the Bob Amos Trophy last week.

A retrospective toast was proposed to the Chair on the event of his 69th. birthday, last week.

LAST WEEKS MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD.

There were no matters arising.

BUSINESS OF THE DAY: The Cardinal triumphantly declared that he had booked the buffet but declared with a flourish that he wiped his hands of any decision as regards the content thereof. He then produced a menu which indicated that there was a wide range of food available for varying prices. Soapy, unilaterally and unreservedly stated that money should be no object and that we should go gourmet and seek quality produce. Five savoury items per person would cost £8.50 each. Eight savoury items would be £10.50 pp. Twelve savoury items would command a massive £14.50pp. The two members of the executive seemed to be in accord throughout the meeting and the Cardinal suggested that they were angling for a sit down meal. This was swiftly denied. The Comic proposed that a spreadsheet could be designed whereupon the MOHGS could indicate their preferred culinary options. The Hon. Sec declared that he would personally take responsibility for this task.

The Croc was concerned that the dart board had gone missing from the snooker room and he and the Kid enjoyed the thrill of darting at the party. The Chair declared that an approach should be made to the appropriate authority, to establish the whereabouts of the board and to request its re-erection. Terry immediately declared that he would sort the problem. He left the room, established contact with the appropriate authority and returned within minutes, to report that the dart board had indeed been mislaid after recent refurbishment but he was on the case and would not rest until a resolution to the problem was found. The Chair who is renowned for prevarication, was startled by the swift action of Terry and warmly commended his initiative. This action drew a round of applause from the congregation who are not used to immediate resolutions and were expecting the dart board problem to run for several weeks.

St. Rappe proposed that we look at the possibility of obtaining Velcro darts which we could aim at each other if the excitement levels were dipping.

It was decided that the dress code for the party should be the MOHGS sweater and shirt, although Brains could still come dressed as Elvis if he felt the urge.

CHAIRMAN’S QUAICH: The Chair revealed his Quaich, to much jocularity by the boys. He posed the question as to what he should do with it. Titter titter. Should there be a match play competition? The Cardinal suggested that this could be problematic and proposed a one off competition on the first occasion that the white tees become available. T.M offered to organise a match play if this was the desired option. The Chair pondered and then packed his Quaich away and declared that we needed more time to consider the dilemma.

The Chair has suspended his son Noel from all MOHG activity for a period of two weeks after it came to light that Noel’s wife had likened the MOHGS to the cast of Dads Army. No doubt she perceived her father-in-law as  the incontinent Private Godfrey or even the bumbling Corporal Jones but either way, the Chair wanted to send out a clear message that he was not willing to have the good name of the MOHGS besmirched.

The Chair was reprimanded for not using his maul at all meeting, since it was the ideal tool for keeping good order.

More of the polo shirts were distributed.

The Croc declared that all nicknames should be bottomed out at the AGM. Soapy urged T.M to consider his options and come up with a few ideas for a name.

The Chair enquired of the Treasurer as to what if any subsidy would be available for the Christmas festivities. The Cardinal assured him that he would give it some thought.

Mr. B.H and Mr. A.M are representing the MOHGS in this year’s Movember appeal. The Cardinal assured everyone that donations could be made on line or in person if preferred.

Tee off times next week will be 48, 56 & 04, thanks to the continual diligence of the Rabbi.

MEETING CLOSED AT 1.30.

BURT(Hon. Sec.)

MINUTES FOR MONDAY 10 NOVEMBER IN THE CLUBHOUSE

PRESENT: P.F, R.H, F.B, D.F, J.G, G.W, T.M, K.S, P.L. Davie G. walked the course.

APOLOGIES: P.B, Biggles, Jethro, C.M.

RESULTS: The Comic was DoD with 25 points. DDoD was El Matador with 27 points. The runner up with 37 points was T.M. The winner on 39 points was the ever popular Rabbi. One 2 was posted by T.M who pouched £1.80 from today’s contributions but who is entitled to a further shed load of cash which is being held by the Cardinal and the Straggler.

TOASTS: To those who lost their lives in the Great Wars.

To NU who recorded their 5th. win on the bounce.

To Gateshead and Blyth Spartans for victories in the FA Cup.

LAST WEEK’S MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD.

MATTERS ARISING: Thanks were extended to Delboy for providing the polo shirts on such reasonable terms. All recipients admitted that they were very pleased with the merchandise.

Mr. D.F is not actually in Oz, as last week’s minutes suggested.

BUSINESS OF THE DAY: T.M apologised for missing out on the Christmas party, since he will be travelling to Jamaica on vacation.

J.G will be unavailable next week.

Jocks announced that C.M should be available on Wednesday.

Kwok took charge of this week’s swear money, 60p.

The tees are booked for their usual times next Monday.

There being no other business, the meeting closed at 12.50.

BURTY KWOK ( Hon. Sec.)

MINUTES FOR MONDAY 3 NOVEMBER IN THE CLUBHOUSE

PRESENT: K.S, G.W, P.L, P.F, F.B, B.H, T.M.

APOLOGIES: Jethro, the Comic, Brains, Biggles, Crocs and the Falcon.

RESULTS: No 2’s were posted. On 26 points, the DoD was Kwok. DDoD was St. Rappe with 32 points. Runners up with 34 points apiece were T.M, F.B and P.L. The winner with a more than creditable 36 points was the ever popular El Matador. The Chair was fined 50p for not wearing his MOHGS sweater. He was reluctant to pay since he claimed to be wearing a MOHG polo shirt and insisted that this was permissible. There was much shaking of heads and mutterings until the Chair broke the ice and cut through the knot by admitting that he wasn’t actually wearing a MOHG polo shirt and that his prevarication was indeed a sham to save himself from paying the 50p fine. He laughed rather sheepishly before declaring that it was time to move on. He pouched £1.50 in swears and fines and £1.40 in 2’s cash to be carried forward.

TOASTS: To Newcastle United for a fine victory over Liverpool which continues a 4 match unbeaten run.

To Jethro, to wish him a speedy recovery from the broken leg which he suffered during a recent visit to Centre Parcs.

To Biggles, who is beginning 3 weeks of rehab after cruciate knee ligament problems.

To poor old Acker Bilk who is now a stranger on the shore in Heaven.

To Terry Minett who retired last week and played his first game with the MOHGS today.

Last week’s minutes were accepted as a true record.

MATTER’S ARISING: The Bowling Day which was scheduled for Friday will now be deferred until early next year, since D.F was unfortunately compelled to fly to Oz at short notice.

The Chair was proud to announce the arrival of the polo shirts. He then rather manfully delved into a large box and began to distribute the shirts to their respective recipients. Much joy filled the room. The cost of the shirts was a very modest £20 plus VAT, which came in at £24.

The away day to the Bridal Path is on hold until the return of Crocs, who is absent with a bad back, temporarily. As one wag put it, ” Crocs is crocked!”

BUSINESS OF THE DAY: St. Rappe was clean shaven on November 1st and is only just beginning to show tiny bristles on his upper lip.

The Chair was anxious about the bar staying open for a lock in on the day of the Christmas Party. He announced that there would have to be negotiation with the new bar manager. Terry Minett jumped immediately into the breach and received an affirmative nod from Charlene, the recently installed bar lady. The meeting ended at this point on a relatively happy note at 1.30.

Tees are booked for next week at 8.48, 8.56 and 9.04.

BURT ( Hon. Sec.)

 

MINUTES FOR MONDAY 27th. OCTOBER IN THE CLUBHOUSE. 

PRESENT: P.F, H.C, F.B, R.H, C.M, P.L, GW, K.S.

APOLS: Biggles, D.F, P.B, J.G.

RESULTS: Today’s competition was a four ball better ball. The joint DoD’s were Crocs and the Matador and the Falcon and St. Rappe on 35 points. The Rabbi and Soapy were runner’s up with 36 points. The winners with a creditable 39 points were the Straggler and Kwok. There were no 2’s. The chair pouched £1.60 in 2’s cash and £1 in swears, to be carried forward.

TOASTS: To N.U.F.C for their fine win against Spurs and to Sami Ameobi for a terrific goal.

To Andy Murray for a gutsy win at the Valencia Open.

To Gateshead for winning through to the first round proper of the F. A Cup.

To the Comp. Sec who took the barbs and slings with his customary dignity in the Movember massacre.

To the two old rockers who parted company with the world last week, namely, Alvin Stardust and Jack Bruce.

BUSINESS: The Chair, with a tear very close to the corner of his eye and a noticeable catch in his voice announced that he had no alternative other than to resign his post, although he did wish to remain as part of the executive in the light of his previous unblemished record and unselfish devotion to duty. The meeting came quickly to order and enquiries came from every quarter to discover the source of the Chair’s chagrin. Apparently, Mrs. B. Had been surfing the airways and had discovered an email from Crocs to the Comp. Sec. which she perceived, impugned the integrity of her husband and erstwhile hero. She imparted the news to the shaken Chair and implored him to a) kick ass, b) seek retribution, and c) spend more time with her in the garden.

Crocs explained that the whole affair had been blown out of proportion and with respect to Mrs. B. he further explained that the message was totally innocent and in no way denigrated the Chair. The President attempted to alleviate the strained atmosphere by declaring that the Straggler was the best Chair we ever had and the Comp Sec. was ditto. The Chair reluctantly withdrew his resignation but warned that he was tiring of constant criticism and his patience was running thin.

BOWLS: The bowling day is intended as a pre Christmas party, party. The favoured date is Friday 7th. Nov., at the indoor bowling facility at West Denton, near the Fire Station. It was decided that the bowls would be followed by drinks and an injun. Vince had been contacted by Crocs and intimated that he would like to go if family circumstances permitted. Those who wished to attend were: C.M, P.F, F.B, R.H, V.P, P.L, D.F and G.W.

POLO SHIRTS: The shirts will be officially and personally handed over to the Chair next Monday.

The Bridal Path at Gosforth was mooted as a venue for the next away day. Crocs will make enquiries since he lives close by.

The Movember charity is for prostate cancer and the MOHGS have two candidates in the form of Jocks and the Kid. Biggles and Noel B are other possible candidates. All upper lips must be bristle free until Nov. 1st.

THE CHRISTMAS PARTY DATE IS 15 DECEMBER N.B. N.B. N.B.

The Chair was confident that the Cardinal would negotiate a good deal with the caterers.

Changes of nicknames and new nicknames will only be contemplated at the AGM.

Tees are booked for next week.

There being no other business, the meeting closed at 1.35pm.

BURT KWOK( Hon. Sec.)

NOTES FOR MONDAY 20 OCTOBER IN THE CLUBHOUSE

PRESENT:  D.F, E.E, R.H, F.B, C.M, P.L ,N.B, H.C, K.S.

APOLOGIES : G.W & J.G. Both had to leave before the discussions

RESULTS :

Duffer : Brains [J.G.]  points 24 rev. H’cp. 32.

Deputy Duffers The Straggler [F.B.] and The Falcon [H.C.] with 27 points. Rev. H’cps 10 and 20

No 2s posted therefore £2.20 carried forward.

Runner up – Soapy [K.S.] with a creditable 38 points. Rev. H’cp. 23

Winner with an excellent 40 points was Noel from the Southern Branch [N.B.] (n.n.n.y. – needs rectifying -suggestions at the Xmas party)  Rev. H’cp. 12 Congrats on this fine effort.

TOASTS: Toasts were offered to the late  Lynda Bellingham and the folorn supporters of Sunderland F.C.

BUSINESS :

Notes from Beamish accepted

Text from Del Boy confirming polo shirts are available . Chair to organise delivery.

Whitley Bay postponed once again until next year.

Soapy suggested alternative unplayed venues be considered. Parklands was mooted  with reports of good playing conditions. Also the Bridle Path which had a mixed response.

Joint Indoor bowls \ early Xmas Party event to accommodate the Comic to be held in November. The Comic will propose some dates – probably a Friday.

Crocs stated that the Kid had entered this year’s Movember charity event and was looking for further volunteers together with donations. It was agreed that all monies generated by the event on the last Monday in October would be donated. The comic noted that a photo of Jocks with a ‘tache had been spyed at Beamish Park. Jocks said he would attempt  a regrowth for the benefit of the charity.

The chair took charge of the £2.20 2s and £0.60 swears money to be handed over next week.

Rabbi confirmed the tee times had been booked for next Monday.

Jock St Rappe

Comp, Sec.

NOTES FOR MONDAY 13 OCTOBER AT BEAMISH PARK G.C.

PRESENT:  P.B, D.F, E.E, R.H, F.B, J.G, P.L, K.S.

APOLOGIES : P,F, H.C, C.M, G.W.

RESULTS :

Singles : Duffer of the Day wax the Straggler with a paltry 18 points and Deputy Duffer was Jethro with  23 points. In 2nd place with 31 points was the Comic and the winner with an excellent score of 39 points was the Rabbi.

Pairs : The Rabbi\Comic partnership score of 47 points was excluded under the one prize rule. Duffers were team Straggler\Cardinal with 31 points and the joint winners with 38 points were teams Brains \Jethro and Jocks\Soapy.

Handicap adjustments : The Cardinal bullied Jocks into including handicap adjustments for both the Singles and pairs competitions therefore the revised handicaps are :- F.B:9   P.B:19  D.F:14  J.G:30  R.H:13  P.L:15  K.S:24

No 2s posted therefore £5.00 carried forward. Best elegible points totals on par 5s and par 3s were posted by K.S; F.B. and P.B.

Toast to Jocks for organising the event which he humbly accepted adding that although the sums are correct he seems to have made a small profit and requested that if anyone thought they had been short changed should inform the Comp Sec. The usual sympathy will be offered,

Chair confirmed the Mohgs shirts with revised specifications will be available for Whitley Bay.

Rabbi confirmed that the tee times had been booked one slot later for next Monday 20th October at Morpeth G.C. to accommodate the morning gloom.  Also sends his apologies.

Jock St Rappe

Comp, Sec.