Apologies from all those not here.

Present: – DF, PF, DGM, PB, LW, MC, JG(3), MD, CM, PL, JG(1), CC (meeting only).

Eleven players this fine sunny morning, our first game of the meteorological Spring.

Again, the Competition Secretary had little option but to designate a singles competition over the available 12 holes!

Two Beers assumed the Chair with aplomb! The Scribe requested him to expedite the meeting as he had an ambulance run at 12noon!

Competition Results.

One two today at the 14^th by Crocs, he picks up £2.20.

Duffer of the Day was Kwok with 22 points.

Deputy Duffer of the Day was Bumpers with 25 points.

In third spot was Brains with 30 points.

Runner up and getting £4 was Crocs with 32 points.

Today’s winner was the not-so-popular Cardinal with 34 points, he gets £7.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time-honoured manner.

Levy raised £5.50.

Geezer cards raised £2.20.

Swears raised £3.00.

Toasts

The Chairman proposed a toast to the Toon for a home win against Wolves.

Belatedly he proposed a toast to Crocs, Brains, The Laird and Kwok for a stunning win in last Wednesday’s Senior’s Competition. The toast was endorsed by all.

Last meeting’s minutes were accepted, without any amendments!

Matters Arising

None.

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The assembled MOHGS pass on their best wishes to The Emperor, who hopes to receive a new knee this week!

The Hon. Comp. Sec. has cancelled MOHS tees for Monday 25 March, The Silver Fox offered to book a tee via BRS for those MOHGS wishing to play that morning at Morpeth.

Two Beers announced his absence for the next three Mondays, a trip to the States!

Bumpers offered apologies for next Monday.

The Chairman welcomed back Charles, who announced that he had been unwell throughout February, but he was now raring to go!

The meeting closed at 11.15am

Apologies from all those not here. Including Johnnie who specifically gave his apologies to The Laird.

Present: – GW, PF, BR, DGM, PB, MD, CM, DF, JG (1), MS, MC (golf only), JG (2), TM

Thirteen players this morning, (unlucky for some).

Meant that the Competition Secretary had little option but to designate a singles competition over the available 12 holes!

Two Beers assumed the Chair yet again.

Competition Results.

Duffer of the Day was Silver Fox with 23 points.

Deputy Duffers of the Day were Bumpers and Herbie with 24 points.

In third spot were The Emperor and The Geezer with 29 points.

Runner up and getting £4 was last week’s Duffer, The Matador with a score of 30 points.

The winner of the today’s outing was the ever-popular Cardinal with 31 points, he pockets £9.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time-honoured manner.

Two twos’ today both at the 17^th although one was carded at the 15^th. The two players share £2.60. The Matador and The Laird.

Levy raised £6.50.

Geezer cards raised £2.60.

Swears raised £3.90.

Toasts

The Laird suggested the Scottish Rugby Team, in particular that well known Scotsman, Duhan van der Merwe!

There appeared to be some dissent, so casting standing orders to one side the Chairman did a Lindsay Hoyle and put the matter to a vote. He was admonished by The Geezer who claimed that a vote was out of order. Fortunately (or unfortunately) there was no mass stampede for the exit a la Scottish Nationalists in Parliament, common sense prevailed, and the toast was made with those wishing to partake doing so!

Further toasts were suggested, Wigan Rugby League Team for winning the World Club Championship for the fifth time.

Liverpool Youth Team for beating Chealsea’s first team in the Carabao Cup Final.

Again, those that wished to partake did so!

Last meeting’s minutes were accepted, with amendments pointed out by The Laird.

Those being, he had last week designated a no swears zone!

Secondly, he had specifically offered Johnnie’s apologies last week which were omitted by The Scribe. The Scribe claimed that the apologies were covered under the catch all in the first sentence of the minutes, although he was magnanimous enough to amend the minutes.

With those amendments the minutes were agreed.

Matters Arising

None.

AOB

There was a flurry of apologies offered for this week and in the future. The Rabbi and Johnnie for this week and next.

Herbie for the next 3 weeks.

Two Beers reiterated his announcement re Slayley from last week for the benefit of Kwock.

The Laird will cancel the MOHGS tee times for Monday 25 March since 12 will be at Slayley.

The Geezer requested a date for the Christmas Party so that he can arrange his holidays to coincide! No dates yet for either!

Crocs advised that Shagpile had put in an appearance last Monday after most MOHGS had left. Shagpile was on good form, and he will let the Comp. Sec. know the dates for The Lifeboat and Rotary competitions at Newbiggin.

Herbie announced that the Winter League (order of Merit) was bubbling up nicely with four in strong positions. The Emperor was not out of it however, although he has only one more week to shine before he gets his new knee.

The meeting closed at 11.25am

Apologies from all those not here, especially Marcus who actually apologised.

Present: – PL, DGM, JG (3), PB, JG (1), PF, MS, GW, BR, DF, CM, MD

Twelve players contested the much-delayed Christmas Plate, 3 clubs and a putter made it easier for the carry only rule.

Two Beers assumed the Chair.

The scribe had acquired a new notebook, courtesy of Gateshead Public Works Department where he worked 20 years ago!

Competition Results.

No two today £2.40 goes to the Treasurers tin.

Duffer of the Day was Matador with 24 points.

Deputy Duffer of the Day was Silver Fox with 25 points.

Runner up and getting £4 was the long-time clubhouse leader with a terrific score of 34 points was Two Beers.

However, the undoubted winner of the Christmas Plate with an amazing 36 points was Brains, he pockets £8 and takes home the much sought after trophy.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time-honoured manner.

Davo presented the trophy as last year’s winner.

Levy raised £6.00.

Geezer cards raised £2.40.

Apparently no swears unless the scribe has missed something!

Toasts

Brains for winning the Christmas Plate on three occasions, does this mean he gets to keep the trophy??

Last meeting’s minutes were accepted.

Matters Arising

Herbie asked if the Competition Secretary had made a ruling on the fate of MOHGS who play off the wrong handicap. The Hon. Comp. Sec. is still sleeping on it!

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Two Beers announced that all monies had been paid and transferred to Slayley Hall.

Anyone requiring a Buggy please let him know asap.

He will contact Slayley on Friday before to ascertain if buggies, trolleys are allowed.

And with that excursion into local history, the meeting closed at 11.10am

Apologies from all those not here.

Present: – PL, PB, MC (golf only), JG (1), PF, MS, TM, GW, BR, DF, JG (2), DGM, LW, CM (meeting only)

Thirteen players this blustery morning, the newly returned Competition Secretary suggested singles on a curtailed course of holes 1-7, 12, 16-18.

Two Beers assumed the Chair. It was the first meeting for many weeks due to the inclement weather.

The Chair welcomed back the well-travelled Competition Secretary, and thanked Brains and Crocs for their sterling efforts in deputising for the absent Competition Secretary.

Competition Results.

Before commencing with the results, the Competition Secretary also wished to thank Brains and Crocs for standing into the breach. Although he noted that they had not had many Mondays to officiate because of the wet weather conditions.

No two today £2.60 goes to the Treasurers tin.

Duffer of the Day was Cardinal with 14 points.

Deputy Duffer of the Day was Brains with 18 points.

Runners up and getting £3 were The Emperor and The Laird (our Scottish Duo) with 26 points.

However, the undoubted winner this week was Kwok with a terrific 28 points. He pockets £7.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time-honoured manner.

The Competition Secretary speculated on MOHGS members playing off the wrong handicap and wondered if they should be disqualified from the competition. Some members present felt that to be the right course, however the Competition Secretary decided to give it more thought and would offer his decision next week! He implored members to check their correct handicaps.

Swears raised £2.70.

Levy raised £6.50.

Geezer cards raised £5.50.

Toasts

Barry John RIP

Last meeting’s minutes were accepted.

No Matters Arising surprisingly!

AOB

Two Beers asked for payment for those going to Slaley Hall on 24/25 March. He will e-mail those going for payment, required by the end of the week.

Two Beers has difficulty with his computer, not helped by a trip on the 777 to the airport. Suffice to say his computer is still not operational even though the bus is!

Brains advised that balls in the hat at 8.15am next Monday.

He also observed that the Christmas Plate was still outstanding, the Competition Secretary nimbly thought that next Monday would be an ideal opportunity to play for the outstanding trophy, particularly for carrying 3 clubs and a putter.

Davo has the trophy, Herbie volunteered to contact Davo for the return of said plate.

The Treasurer is to undergo surgery to replace a dodgy knee early in March. He volunteered the secretary to collect outstanding monies while he is absent on Monday mornings. The scribe reluctantly agreed especially when the Competition Secretary offered to assist.

Herbie’s observation from the course likened the lost city of Petra to the Hidden Arch of Morpeth Golf Club, evident walking up the 3^rd fairway. He was informed that it was in fact a structure built to accommodate the old Wannie line to Rothbury.

And with that excursion into local history, the meeting closed at 11.20am

Attendees
CC, BR, MC, CM, PF, DGM, MD, JG3, PL, TM, GW, JG1

Results ( 3×4 man team – 2 from 4 to count)
No 2’s
DoD
Davo/2Beers/Rabbi/Kwouk (+1)

Winners
JG3/Geezer/Crocs/Matador…..and
JG1/Bumpers/Ming/Emperor (+1 and £1:50 each)
(The Geezer has JG3s winnings)

Cash
2’s £2.40 ….. Swears £3.40…… Levy £6.00.

Toasts
Tommy Fleetwood

Minutes of Last Meeting ✔️

AOB
Welcome back Kwok .
Next week balls in the hat at 08:45 (welcome back Laird).
Rabbi gave an update on Biggles.
Christmas Plate – decision deferred .

Meeting Closed at 12.45.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present: – JG (1), PB, CM, DGM, MD, JG (3), CC, PL, GW, BR, MC, MS (meeting only)

Eleven players this morning, the stand in Competition Secretary having little option but to have a singles competition with 3 clubs plus a putter! It should be noted than only 12 holes were in play so the scores will reflect that.

Two Beers was in the Chair. It was the first meeting since 27 November due to the inclement weather. (Broken record!)

Competition Results.

One two today for Davo at the 9^th!!!!. £2.20 goes deservedly to him.

Duffer of the Day was Crocs with 24 points.

Deputy Duffer of the Silver Fox with 25 points.

Runner up and getting £4 was Davo with 31 points.

However, the undoubted winner this week was the ever-popular Brains with 34 points. He pockets £7.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time-honoured manner.

Swears raised £2.10, Geezer is on holiday.

Levy raised £5.50.

Geezer cards raised £5.50.

Toasts

None offered up.

Last meeting’s minutes were accepted.

No Matters Arising surprisingly!

AOB

Herbie volunteered thanks to the organisers of the Christmas Party. It was much enjoyed by all attendees.

The Stand in Chairman almost forgot to wish all MOHGS a Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year, wherever they may be.

On that note, the meeting closed at 12.00.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present: – JG(1), PB, CM, DGM, MD, DF, MS, AW, TM, JG(3), PF, CC, PL

Thirteen players this morning, the Competition Secretary having little option but to have a singles competition with 4 clubs plus a putter! It should be noted than only 15  holes were in play so the scores will reflect that.

Two Beers was in the Chair. It was the first meeting since 23 October due to the inclement weather.

Competition Results.

No two’s today £2.60 goes into the Finance tin.

Duffer of the Day was Two Beers with 20 points.

Deputy Duffer of the Day was Kwok with 21 points.

In third place were The Cardinal, Laird and Ming with 30 points. They get nothing!

In second place and getting £2 each were Brains and Herbie with 31 points.

However, the undoubted winners this week were The Geezer and Davo who both scored 33 points. They get £4.50.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time-honoured manner.

Swears raised £4.00 and the Levy raised £6.50, Geezer cards raised £3.00. £16.10 in the hands of Herbie who will pass on to The Emperor

Toasts

Toasts were offered for El Tel RIP.

Toast to the Scottish Curling Team (men) who apparently won the European Championships. I can’t think how that passed me by, thanks to The Laird for informing us all!!

Last meeting’s minutes were accepted. No-one could remember back to 23 October.

No Matters Arising surprisingly!

AOB

Brains (who is to step into the Comp. Sec. role in the absence of The Laird) announced that next Monday the balls will be in the hat at 8.45am, first tee time 9am.

The following Monday is Christmas Party day so first tee time is 10.10 am with balls in the hat at 9.55am. Participants were reminded that it will be three clubs and a putter competition for the Christmas Trophy.

The Geezer proposed that if the two’s pot was not won, the winner of the day’s competition should pocket the cash! Unfortunately, his proposal could find no seconder in the tumbleweed.

Crocs voiced concerns from The Financial Director that due to lack of game time on Monday’s, the coffers were suffering. The Cardinal suggested that we address the issue at the AGM.

On that note, the meeting closed at 12.50.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present: – BR, GW, JG(1), PB, CM, DGM, MD, DF, MC, MS, AW, TM, TH, JG(3), PF(last two golf only)  

Fifteen players this morning, the Competition Secretary having watched Strictly Come Dancing, opted for a waltz.

Two Beers was in the Chair, next to the Captain’s Chair occupied by ex-Captain Bumpers.

Competition Results.

Two two’s today, at the 4^th by The Geezer, and at the 14^th by The Silver Fox. They share £3.

Duffers of the Day were Crocs, The Cardinal and Brains with 63points.

Deputy Duffers of the Day were Matador, Davo and Kwok with 65 points.

In third place was the team of Herbie, Scuttler and Bumpers with 75 points.

In second place and getting nothing was The Emperor, Silver Fox and Winker with 76 points.

However, the undoubted winners this week were The Geezer, The Laird and Two Beers with an almost unbelievable 86 points. They get £5.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time-honoured manner.

Swears raised £4.00 and the Levy raised £7.50, Geezer cards were in use and raised £3.60.

Toasts

Toasts were offered for Bobby Charlton and Ivor Robson RIP.

Toast to the green staff for sterling work in getting the course ready for play today.

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

No Matters Arising

AOB

Two Beers has tentatively arranged the next weekend away at Hunley Hall on 24/25 March 2024. Those wishing to attend please let Two Beers know on receipt of these minutes. Also, if a shared or single room is required. Please notify Two Beers by e-mail.

Crocs had lost track of the Trophies, The Laird will check his AGM report to confirm the current holders.

The Laird reminded everyone that we revert to normal start times next Monday. Balls in the bag at 8.15am

Herbie’s observation from the course revolved around worms! Hundreds were in evidence on the first green approach. His Team speculated on the collective noun for worms and came up with a wriggle of worms. All very interesting until it was pointed out that the worms were dead so couldn’t wiggle!

Apparently the collective noun for worms is a ‘clew’, not clear if this is also for dead worms.

On that note, the meeting closed at 12.50.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present: – BR, PF, GW, JG(1), PB, CM, DGM, MD, DF, PL, LW, PB, MC (golf only)  

Thirteen players this morning, the Competition Secretary having left with little alternative instigated a singles competition off full MOHGS Handicap.

Two Beers adopted the Chair.

Competition Results.

No two’s today so £2.60 goes into the Emperor’s tin.

Duffer of the Day was The Matador with 28 points.

Deputy Duffer of the Day was Johnnie with 29 points

In third place and getting £2 was Brains with 37 points.

In second place and getting £4 was The Laird with 38 points.

However, the justifiable winner this week was Davo with a marvellous 39 points. He gets £7.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time-honoured manner.

Swears raised £3.20 and the Levy raised £6.50, Geezer cards were in use and raised £3.40.

Toasts

The Laird proposed the Scottish Football Team for qualifying for the European Championships.

The Cardinal proposed the England Rugby Team for being the only Northern Hemisphere side left in the Rugby World Cup

Johnnie proposed The Afghanistan cricket team for humbling England yesterday.

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

No Matters Arising

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The Competition Secretary announced a later start next Monday. Balls in the bag at 8.25am first tee time 8.40am.

Christmas Party Day will be 11^th December. JG(1) to arrange tee times for 10.30am, The Emperor will negotiate food for those attending, he will collect names next month.

The Competition Secretary observed that Christmas Day and New Years Day both fall on Monday. Watch this space for developments.

The meeting closed at 12.50.

Apologies from Cardinal (Ryder cup fever) Crocs, Davo and Silver Fox who were competing in Turkey, Royal Troon and somewhere in Sussex respectively.

Present:- LW,TH,PF,MS,DGM,GW,BR,AW,DF,JG(1),MC,PL

Two Beers assumed the chair and Herbie scribed.

On a fine autumnal morning twelve Mohgs set forth and tried to avoid trench foot.

The Hon. Competition Secretary announced two from three as the competition with preferred lies and the lakes that were bunkers out of play.

Competition Results;

One two today by Jonnie at the eighth rewarded by £2.40

Duffers of the Day were Bumpers, Rabbi, Winker,

Brains, Emperor  and Laird with 71 points

Deputy Duffers of the Day and second were Herbie, Matador and 2Beers with 75 points.

Todays winners with an incredible 85 points Scuttler, Jonnie and Kwock.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the normal manner.

Geezer Cards raised £2.60, Swears £3.00 and the Levy raised £6.00

The minutes of the last meeting were agreed with no matters arising.

Toasts

None offered.

The Comp Sec highlighted Brains scoring 4 points on two holes only to be outdone by the mighty 2Bees 5 points on the tenth hole!!!!!!!!

Tee times will change to 9.00 to 9.30 from Monday 4th December.

Thanks were given to 2Beers and Laird for their sterling work in organising the Ramside tour

The meeting was concluded at 12.55.