Present:  TH DGM MS DF JG (1) CM AW GW JG(2) TM BR MD MF

Apologies: All missing MOHGS

Two Beers and Herbie slipped seamlessly into their administrative duties.

Results

Today’s competition was singles in fine bank holiday weather

DOD Davo 19pts (injured wrist ahh)

DDOD Laird 24pts

Third: Crocs 36pts

Second: Emperor 37pts

Winner: Geezer 38pts

All will have handicaps educed /added

Twos: At the 8^th Sparky

Finance: No Geezer cards or swears implemented.

Matters arising:  None

Toasts:

Mike Dean finally admitting VAR crooked.

Victor Hovland winner of the Fedex and $18mil

All British winners at the world athletics

AOB:

Two Beers will be advising all those going to Ramside on 1^st and 2^ndOctober of the costs soon.

The Geezer reminded the meeting that the Xmas party was as he was boarding the plane on Monday 11^th December.

Observations from the course described both Laird and Brains performing what can only be described as unusual sexual acts with their drivers!!!!!

Laird was pleased to report the Chairman was recovering well from his op and the meeting sent their best wishes.

The Competitions secretary will be missing for the next few weeks. Brains volunteered to stand in.

Meeting closed at 12.18pm

Apologies from all those not here.

The Geezer slipped effortlessly into the Chair.

Competition Results;

Two two’s again today by The Scuttler, he very magnanimously donated his winnings to the Emperor’s Tin. Duffers of the Day were The Rabbi, Brains, and The Cardinal with 63 points.

Runners Up were Crocs, Sparky and JG(3) with 73 points.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time honoured manner.

Toasts Victor Hovland for winning the BMW in USA, with a round of 61!

No Matters Arising

Johnnie suggested we record our grateful thanks to Shagpile for arranging the golf at Newbiggin last Monday.

Next Monday is Bank Holiday, can those MOHGS who were not there today please let the Laird know if they intend to play. He will adjust the tee reservations on Wednesday 23 August so let him know tomorrow!!!The Chairman’s operation had been successful however he is to be careful for the next 10 days. We all wish him well for a swift recovery.The meeting was concluded at 12.30.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:-  PB, TM (Left early), DF, GW, AW, CM, FB, BR, JG(2), PL, DGM, MD, MC.

Herbie joined us for Apres Golf festivities

The Chairman was in the Chair.

Fourteen players today so singles was declared.

Competition Results;

A plethora of two’s today, one two recorded today at the 8^th by The Cardinal, another two at the 14^th by the Cardinal, three at the 17^th by Winker, Emperor and Sparky.

Since the pot would have been shared 5 ways, the Comp. Sec. suggested the £2.80 goes into the Emperor’s tin!

Duffers of the Day were The Geezer and Straggler with 25 points.

Deputy Duffers of the day were Davo, Rabbi and The Matador with 27 points.

In third place and receiving nothing was The Emperor and Sparky with 35 points.

Runner up and taking £4 was Monty with 36 points.

However the winner today was The Cardinal with 38 points pocketing £10.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time honoured manner.

Geezer Cards raised £3.40, Swears £6.20  and the Levy raised £7.00

Toasts

NUFC for winning the Sela Cup yesterday!

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

No Matters Arising

AOB

The Rabbi announced that Biggles had received two commendations from Air Force senior Officers (Air Commodore and Air Vice Marshall) for his stirling work when stationed in Cyprus. Congrats from all the MOHGS to Biggles and our best wishes for continued improvement.

Sparky apologised for next Monday.

The Laird announced that Brain’s op had gone well and that he hoped to be gracing the fairways on Wednesday.

He also announced that Kwok was hoping to return to golf in the very near future. He has a date in September to see a consultant.

The Chairman stunned the meeting by announcing he was to go under the knife a week on Tuesday. Typically, he made light of the hernia repair he was about to undergo.

The meeting was concluded at 12.55.

Competition Secretary offered to take brief notes.

Comp sec announced the results of today’s golf, teams of 3 with 2 to count off 90% of MOGHS handicap. Only 15 holes played today as the competition sec made the decision to curtail the enjoyment of playing in the wet conditions and reduced the punishment mid-round. This was roundly accepted by all.
Results were very close.
Results :
DoD with 57 pts                   Emperor,Buck and Sparky
DDoD with 59 pts.               Matador,Ming and 2Beers
Runners up with 60 pts.    Geezer,Silver Fox and Laird
Winners with 63 pts.           Crocs,Rabbi and Monty
Winners received £4 each
Handicaps will be adjusted accordingly.
No 2’s again today (more later)
Levy £6.00
Swears £3.80
G Cards £3.00

2Beers chaired the meeting.
Toasts none
Last weeks minutes accepted
AOB: Crocs organised a bottle of Whiskey 🥃 ( note spelling, Irish) for John Scurfield ,who left MGC last Friday, on behalf of the MOHGS. John passed on his thanks. In discussions with a number of MOHGS the Emperor compensated Crocs from the MOHGS funds. There was a unanimous vote in favour of this gesture. Thank you Chris.

The Geezer brought up the thorny problem of the 2s pot suggesting:
1. Only players who contributed to the pot each week should be able to win.
The group, although broadly in favour of this, felt that it would require too much admin from someone, especially if there were rollovers.
The Laird counter proposed :
2. No rollover of pot. If not won then money goes to Emperors tin.
Proposal 2 was accepted almost unanimously.

Best wishes were proposed for Brains, Kwouk and Biggles.
Meeting closed 12.21

Attendees
DF, TM, CM, GW, BR, CC, PL, MD, JG1, JG2, MC, DGM, SB, PL (MC and DGM had to leave before the meeting commenced. Hope you are feeling better Marcus). The acting Chair welcomed Steve Baird.

Results
No 2’s
DoD – Buck
DDoD – Ming & Laird
Runners Up – Bumpers & Herbie
Winners – Davo & Brains 🥳

Minutes of Last Meeting – AOK

Toasts – None

Dosh
2’s – £2.80 CF
Levy – £7
Swears – £4
Geezer cards – £3.40

AOB
The meeting wanted to send our best wishes to those MOHGS who are about to go into theatre 🔪 , those who are awaiting an invitation to go into theatre 👨‍⚕️,  and also to those who are no longer able to be with us on Monday mornings.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- PB, MD, JG(3), DF(left early), CM, BR, MC, PL, JG(1), DGN, MF, LW, AW, CC, MS, TH, JG(2). FB joined us for Apres Golf

The Chairman was in the Chair.

Seventeen players today exercised the Competition Secretary’s ingenuity and he devised a game of five teams consisting of three or four players. Two scores to count with handicaps adjusted accordingly.

Competition Results;

As the Comp Sec left early, the deputy Comp Sec announced the results.

One two recorded today at the 17^th by Davo, he pockets £3.40

The Cardinal announced it was a thing of beauty! It was unclear if he was referring to the two shots or just his assessment of Davo!

Duffers of the Day were The Laird, Two Beers and Brains with 74 points.

Runners up were Davo, The Cardinal, Herbie and The Emperor with 78 points, getting £1.50 each.

The clear winners with 82 points were Ming, Winker, Scuttler, and Monty pocketing £3 each.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time honoured manner.

Geezer Cards raised £3.80, Swears £3.60 and the Levey raised £8.50

Toasts

Rory for winning the Scottish Open yesterday.

Harry Searle for winning the boy’s singles championship at Wimbledon, the first British player since 1961 when Stanley Mathews Junior won it!

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

No Matters Arising

AOB

The Laird left a detailed interpretation of the rules regarding hitting balls on the green. This is lodged with the Scribe who can produce it when required, however the most important ruling is that there is no penalty when MOGHS are at play!!

Bumpers was somewhat put out when he realised that there were seventeen players, he offered to drop out and play with others. He was informed that he would have to pay the levy if he did not play!

The Emperor assured Bumpers that the statement was made in jest but Bumpers was unsure. Since the Competition Secretary was absent it was agreed to revisit the issue next Monday, however the Chair sagely stated that if you don’t play, you don’t pay!

With that he announced the meeting was concluded at 12.55.

Present: The Laird, 2 Beers, Sparky, Monty, Scuttler, Crocs, Matador, Rabbi, Emperor, Geezer.

Left before meeting, Bumpers

With 11 attendees the competition was singles stableford.

Results

Twos, Scuttler 8^th and Matador 14^th.

DoD 2 Beers 24pts

DDoD Laird and Sculler 28pts

Runner up Rabbi 35 points

Winner Matador 37 points

Cash

 passed to Emperor, Swears £4.40, Geezer Cards £3.90

Toasts

England cricket team and England U21s

Minutes of Last Meeting

Accepted as a true record

Matters Arising

None

AOB

Thanks to The Laird and Chippy for the successful organisation of the Hobson match. The MOHGS came second 2 ½ to 3 ½

Thanks to Crocs for organising the Burgham event, Also to Kwok for his kind donation of a 4Ball voucher.

Biggles progress is continuing and his physio is pleased with him

It was decided that if a ball putted from on the green hits another ball, there will be no penalty

Meeting closed at 12.52

Apologies from all those not here.
Present:- FB, MD, MC (Bumpers only managed 5 holes before he succumbed to a bad back as a result of carrying The Straggler and Davo), PB, MS, TH (Scuttler left before the meeting to solve a tyre problem), BR, DF, JG(3), MF, CM, JG(2), PL, DGM

It was good to see and hear the chairman in the Chair.
New member Michael Foley, to be christened Sparky, was welcomed to the fold.

Fourteen players today and the Competition Secretary devised a cunning hidden pairs competition.

Competition Results;
One two recorded today at the 8th by The Silver Fox, he pockets £2.80 from this week and last weeks rollover!!

Duffers of the Day were Straggler and Sparky with 49 points.
DDsoTD were Herbie and Monty with 56 points.
Runners up were Scuttler and The Emperor with 66 points, getting £2 each.
The clear winners with 70 points were Davo and Crocs pocketing £5 each.
Handicaps will be adjusted in the time honoured manner.

Geezer Cards raised £3.60, Swears £2.80 and the Levey raised £7

Toasts
The Laird for his magnificent hole in one last Wednesday in the Seniors competition. Rory emulated him on Thursday!

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

No Matters Arising

AOB
The Laird announced the arrangements for the game at Hobson on 3 July. There are now 12 MOHGS to play,(you all know who you are!) fortunately Sparky jumped at the opportunity to play for the MOHGS. Well done Sparky! The Laird suggests meeting at Hobson around 9am.
He has cancelled the tees that day at Morpeth.

Crocs reiterated the arrangements for Burgham on Friday next. Tee times are 10.30 and 10.38, suggests meeting at 9.30 for bacon butties as required. Again, Sparky has jumped at the chance to play Burgham.

The Rabbi gave an update on Biggles. The family have moved into a larger house with ramps to enable him to get around much better. He is doing fine and following his exercise regime. MOHGS send him our best wishes as always.

The Chairman pointed out that there had been a medical emergency on the course last Wednesday and wisely suggested that there should be at least one mobile phone in each MOHGS playing group.

The meeting closed at 12.55, just shows The Chair has not lost his touch in running an efficient meeting.

ATTENDEES

DF, LW, PF, CM, TM, JG 1, 2 & 3, BR, PL, DGM

(🐊 unable to stay for the meeting)

RESULTS
Winners- Silver Fox & the Laird
Runner Up – Monty
DDoTD – Geezer
DoTD – 2 Beers

DOSH
No 2’s – £2.20 cf
Geezer Cards – £2.80
Swears – £4.70

Toasts
Scotland defeating Norway
Sourness swimming 🏊‍♀️ the channel

Last weeks Minutes – AOK

Hobsons 3/7 – Now got 12 players 👍.

Burgham Park 30/6
Now got 8 players 👍. 10:30 & 10:38 tee times.

Present.       TM, MS, CM, JG{!}, DF, PL, AW, CC, PF, LW, BR, MC golf only

Apologies. From a few and those who were not there.

Kwok agreed to chair the meeting and Herbie stood in as Scribe. Bless them.

Results. Kwok got the only two and won £2.40.  The Levy was £6.

DOD     Laird   Geezer   23pts

DDOD Brains    25pts

RU       Jonnie Rabbi Bumpers 36pts

Winners and club champions Ming and Winker       39pts

Toasts    The Cardinal for his fantastic win last Wednesday

Man City European football champions.

To Herbie for beating the Geezer in the Calcutta seniors singles first round.

AOB .

Thanks to the Laird for organising a very successful day at Newbiggin for the RNLI charity day. Jonnie came in with 41pts and Herbie with 40ptds but neither were in the frame.

The match v Hobson on Monday 3^rd July we still require one more. Please contact Laird if you wish to represent the MOHGS on what should be a great day.

Kwock has donated his 4ball voucher at Burgham to be played on Friday 30th June. Please advise Crocs if you wish to play.

For prosperity and to be sent on to the R&A a photo was taken of the joint club champions by Crocs.

Meeting closed at 12.46