For the record, The Geezer, el Matador, and Johnnie fulfilled the Monday morning tradition at Morpeth.

On the basis that the Runner Up was also the Deputy Duffer, strict application of the rules seemed inappropriate, as would any handicap adjustments.  (Can three ever be a quorum?)

No 2s, though birdies were otherwise liberally scored, and incredible as it may seem, no swears.

The deserved winner, The Geezer, scooped the entire pot of £2.

There was no toast to the Falcons for their amazing result at Toulon, but there should have been.

Laurie

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- PL, GW, TM, DGM, GA, ABW, DF, PB, CM, TH, LW

Competition Results;

No twos again this week so the pot now stands at £4.20. It will be played for at the next quorum MOHGS Monday. The Geezers Cards were not operational yet again, the Deputy Chair advised prior to the game that he is in the process of making new ones!

Duffer of the Day with 25 points was Winscale, from hero to zero in two weeks!

Deputy Duffer of the Day with 28 points was Crocs.

Runner up was Matador with 37 points and £4

This week’s winner was the ever popular Cardinal with 38 points and £7 prize.

Handicaps will be adjusted as appropriate. Pleasing to see that The Cardinal was not protecting his handicap for HH.

Swears made £4.40 this week!! A much better effort than last week when only £1.70 was collected, 50p of which was for lack of appropriate MOHGS attire.

Toasts:

Lewis Hamilton for winning the Japanese GP

Previous minutes were agreed.

Matters Arising

None

AOB

Crocs admitted on the course that his hard drive is in tatters and the eclectic may well also be in tatters!

Hunley Hall sorted, details e-mailed to attendees last week. First tee is 12.44 arrival expected at 11.30.

Sunday is definitely MOHGS dress code.

Monday may allow some slippage of the dress code.

MOGHS Rules to apply at HH if ball is lost or OOB, a ball is to be dropped within two club lengths of last known playing position for a penalty of two shots!

It is pleasing that MOGHS is blazing new territory with the early adoption of R&A rules early. Does this also mean that the flag does not need to be removed on the greens?

Please note other MOHGS, two tee times have been booked for next Monday at Morpeth. All those not at HH are welcome to play, same times I think!

The Geezer asked for clarification on the thorny issue of leaves on the course. The Laird advised that if a ball could not be found under leaves a replacement ball may be dropped for no penalty.

Please note again those who wish to play on Monday 22 October at Morpeth against Bedlington please notify Shaggers asap.

Shaggers please advise of times.

Christmas Party is happening on 10 December 2018, catering facilities are still somewhat confused, we may have but we may not have. The Geezer suggests we go with the flow and if Caterers are not in situ we could revert to the infamous ‘shared table’!

Meeting closed at 1.15 with the Treasurer forgetting the cash tin in the capable hands of The Laird.

Attendees

FB, NB, ABW, MC, DF, JG, DGM, TH, TM, GW.

Apologies 

Non attendees.

Results

No 2’s today (£2 cf)

DOD The Laird (+2)

DDOD Desmond (+1)

Runner up Bumpers (-1)

Winner Shotgun (-2).

£

Swears £2.20

2’s £2.00

MOHGSLESS Attire 50p

Toasts

European Ryder Cup Team

Scuttled hole-in-1 at Autumn leaves event

The Laird and Crocs who were in winning team at same event.

Minutes of Last Meeting

OK apart from something the Laird had said about a proposed ruling concerning action to be taken in the event of potential wayward balls at Hunley. He will ensure that those attending will be suitably briefed before each round at Hunley.

AOB

Hunley Trip

The Laird is working on the two days of competition and will brief attendees in due course.

The first tee time on the Sunday is 12:44 – please aim to arrive in plenty of time. You might want pre match refreshments, you will probably need to decide what you want from the evening dinner menu, there will no doubt be a debriefing prior to teeing off, there can potentially be a long walk to the 1st tee (depending on the course of the day), you may also need to go to the little boys room. It was therefore suggested that we might like to aim to arrive around 11:30.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- PL, MS, ABW, DF, TM, AW, DGM,PB, GW< CM< JG< EE, MM, GA, CD, MC, LW & TH Golf only.

PF injured, The Chair on the Rhine.

Competition Results;

Could be a record number of participants today, 18 in total!

Seven twos, the pot was placed in the swears tin since the Geezers Cards were not operational!

Duffer of the Day with 23 points was Jethro.

Deputy Duffer of the Day with 24 points was Two Beers.

Third Place and receiving £3 was Dewey with 38 points.

Runner up was Shagpile with 40 points and £5

This week’s winner was Winscale with 41 points and £10 prize.

Handicaps will be adjusted as appropriate.

Swears made £5.40 this week!! A much better effort.

Toasts:

Tom Lewis for winning the Portugal Masters

Justin Rose for winning the Fed Ex Cup and $10m

Oliver Fisher for first competitive 59 on European Tour

Tiger was nominated but not much enthusiasm for a toast!

Previous minutes were agreed.

Matters Arising

None

AOB

Crocs has now in his hand the final set of cards for the eclectic.

Hunley Hall sorted JG to circulate tee times.

PRESENT: C.M, T.M, P.F, J.G, L.W, E.E, K.S, G.W, M.M, A.B-W, T.H.
APOLOGIES: F.B. M.M apologised in advance for his absence on 1-8 October.
RESULTS: One 2 was posted by the lucky old Scuttler who scooped today’s prize plus a rollover of £2.40 from the previous week. The Geezer, Brains and El Mat were joint D’soD with a miserable 26 points apiece. DDoD was Shagpile with 28 points. The runner up was Jethro with 38 points. The winner and today’s champine was the resolute and ever popular Johnnie Walker with a magnificent 39 points.

Soapy agreed to Chair today’s meeting due to the absence of the Straggler and the Rabbi.

TOASTS: To Justin Rose on his rise to world No. 1.
To Lewis Hamilton who won another GP.

LAST WEEKS MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED IN THEIR ENTIRETY.
MATTERS ARISING: Shotgun reported that he and the Chair were intent on approaching the club manager to voice their concerns about the poor state of the course. However he discovered that Alex Tate was also intent on approaching the manager on behalf of the Seniors, to voice similar concern and to invite him to the next Seniors committee meeting to acknowledge the poor state of the course and its lack of preparation. Alex, it was reported would speak on behalf of the Seniors, the ladies committee and the MOHGS. Shotgun awaits information on the results of the discussion.

HUNLEY: Brains reported that the arrangements were going well. All monies had been paid and the rooms had been allocated. Bob Hallet and Geoff Ainsley have hired a buggy which they will share for the weekend.

Due to the game at Hunley, members should be aware that there will very few if any people available to play at Morpeth on Monday 15 October.

DIRTY DOZEN: The match v the DD on Oct 1, is now in doubt after a straw poll revealed that many members are unavailable on that day. There will be further discussion next week. Meanwhile it is hoped that the DD will be patient and keep their powder dry until a mutually convenient date can be found.

Soapy apologised for his absence for the next three weeks whilst he is on holiday in Oz.
There being no other business, the meeting closed at 1.30.

Kwok.

PRESENT: C.M, D.G-M, A.B-W, F.B, K.S, P.L, E.E, P.F, J.G, D.F, T.H, T.M.

RESULTS: Today’s game was a 3 ball with the best two scores counting off 90% of each h/cap. This was a very close encounter with only 5 shots separating the teams. D’soD were Kwok, the Straggler and Soapy with 69 points. DD’s with 71 points were Scuttler, 2Beers and Shotgun. The runners up were the Geezer, Crocs and Rabbi with 72 points. The overall winners and champines of the week were the popular triumvirate of Brains, Jethro and the Laird with 74 points. No 2’s were recorded.

FINANCES: Unfortunately no record was taken of the amounts collected in Geezers cards or swears.

TOASTS: To Alistair Cook on his retirement from test cricket after a record breaking career.
To Matthew Fitzpatrick who won the Swiss Open.
To the Scottish ladies football team who qualified for the World Cup.

The Minutes of the last meeting were accepted.

MATTERS ARISING: Just a reminder that Buggies are not included this year. Anyone wanting/needing one might want to see if anyone else would be interested in sharing before making their arrangements Hunley Hall.
# A message for the esteemed Robert Hallett esq. It is proposed that the return encounter with the DD be held on Monday 1st October at Morpeth. Please make enquiries and respond asap.
€ Crocs advised that the eclectic will more than likely be available by the end of September. No Year was mentioned.

The remainder of the meeting was taken up by a testosterone driven discussion about the present state of the course and the apparent indifference of the authorities to its sad decline. The Chair opened the discussion and cut straight through the Gordion Knot and in so doing unleashed a hornets nest of biblical proportion. Pent up feelings and raw emotion as well as festering grudges rose to the surface in a litany of diatribes against officialdom. The Chair was required to steady the ship and keep a firm hand on the tiller but he became so agitated that the ship was almost grounded with all hands lost.
The gist of the problem was the poor state of the course last week. There were many temporary greens which had not been adequately cut and were very small. Some flags were missing and there was no hole at all on the 13th. The same conditions applied on Past Captains day last week which was felt by many to be disrespectful.The poor state of bunkers and lack of sand were also mentioned.
It was reported that many individuals had visited the manager to lodge complaints. It was felt by some that they were met by indifference.
P.L: There are 170 Senior members at the club. Are they getting a fair crack of the whip?
A.B-W: If the manager is not taking note of our concerns we should take them to the Board.
F.B: Is it worth considering a switch to another club? If we left en masse we could get a better deal elsewhere.
T.H: Most people would find it difficult to leave.
T.M: There are extenuating circumstances at present with absenteeism and sickness within the grounds staff. There is too much emphasis on preparing the course for Saturday matches at the expense of those who play during the week.

A.B-W was prepared to write a letter on behalf of the MOHGS to register our concern about the state of the course, however it was decided that the most appropriate action would be firstly to register a verbal complaint with the manager and if this proved unsatisfactory, to take the complaint to a higher authority. The Chair was happy to accept this compromise but he made it clear that he was no longer willing to keep his powder dry and in the best interests of Morpeth G.C he was willing to sail as close to the wind as possible in order to obtain playing conditions to match the expertise and commitment of the MOHGS.

D.F apologised for his absence for the next few weeks.

The meeting closed at 1.30pm.

B.Kwok.

Attendees
FB, KS, TM, JG, GA, DGM, ABW.

Non Attendees
Lots.

Results
DoD Soapy +2
DDoD Twobeers +1
Runner Up Winscale -1
Joint Winners Shotgun and Brains -2

Given the conditions and the condition of the course 2’s were not competed for and swears were allowed (and taken full advantage of by some).

Toasts
Mat Wallace, England Cricket Team, Lewis Hamilton.

Hunley Hall
Cheques received from The Chair, Two Beers and Windscale.

Meeting closed at 1.00 pm.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:-RY, CD, PL, PB, DF, AW, CM, JG, LW

Competition Results;

One two recorded on the 17th by Dewey, he pocketed £1.80.

Duffer of the Day with 24 points was Prof.

Deputy Duffer of the Day with 29 points was The Cardinal.

Runner up was Crocs, Rabbi, and Brains with 36 points.

This week’s winner was Dewey with 39 points.

Handicaps will be adjusted as appropriate.

Geezers Cards were in play and raised £2.40.

Swears made just £2 again this week!!

Toasts:

None

Previous minutes were agreed.

Matters Arising

None

AOB

Crocs would attempt to give an eclectic update next week.

The Huntley Hall Hardies were reminded that the remaining monies would be due by middle of September. £59 for doubles and £79 for singles.

Several apologies were placed for next Monday, there is a Friendly match and others are engaged with families.

There being no further business the Stand In Chair (Rabbi) closed the meeting at an even earlier 12.15pm!

He is definitely the best stand in chairman we have ever had!

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:-TM, RY (golf only), PB, CM, DGM, JG, DF, ABW, FB, MM, KS, LW, GA

Competition Results;

One two recorded on the 8th by Shagpile, he pocketed £2.60 from today and £4.20 carry over from previous weeks.

Duffer of the Day with 23 points was Two Beers back from a trip across the pond.

Deputy Duffer of the Day with 26 points was Soapy.

Runner up was Crocs with 36 points (should have been more after playing faultless golf for the first 10 holes) he pouched £4, but the Champion Golfer for the week was The Laird with 37 points he collected £9.

Handicaps will be adjusted as appropriate.

Geezers Cards were in play and raised £3.20.

Swears made just £2!!

Toasts:

Paul Waring for his first tour win in Sweden at the 200^th attempt!

Desmond and Fi for the upcoming family addition.

Previous minutes were agreed.

Matters Arising

Chairman thought that it was aggressive minute taking to say that he was thrashed.

Chairman also passed on a complaint from ‘Moaner’ about the minutes. When asked to identify ‘Moaner’ he refused to name names, therefore the complaint was taken no further.

AOB

Brains voiced the opinion that Double Bogey Cards in the Geezers Pack were unfair on higher handicap players. He suggested a change to a no points card.

Much discussion took place with a proposal (ignored by the Chair) to have an additional such card. Shaggers eloquently informed the meeting that these cards were to raise money and so should remain as they are. The Geezer said that they were introduced to add ‘spice’ to the games not to raise money. Discussion faded away.

The Chairman decreed that all bunkers whether in play or not constituted the receiving of the bunker card!

The Chairman informed the assembled that he had played with The Falcon who sent his good wishes and thanks for the minutes.

Crocs would attempt to give an eclectic update next week.

Brains informed the Huntley Hall Hardies that the remaining monies would be due by middle of September. £59 for doubles and £79 for singles.

There being no further business the Chair closed the meeting at an early 1.10pm!

No 2’s  £2.20 c/f

Present…DF,CD,FB,KS,PL,TH,GA,MM,GW,AB-W,CM

Joint winners of the Chairmans Quaich were El Matador & Straggler  (37pts) -2   £4 each

2nd Rabbi  (36pts)   -1        £3

DDoD  Dewey  (30pts)  +1

DoD    Shotgun  (26pts)   +2

Swears £1.20

Geezer cards £2.60

Cash with Crocs

Apologies  All those not there

Toasts     The Geezer ..winner of snr comp (Div 2) last wed.

GB&I team in European championships in Glasgow & Berlin

England cricket team for stuffing the Indians

England ladies football team for winning a game

Mins of last meeting …Accepted

Matters arising  …None

Apologies for next wk ..CD,GW,PL,TH

AOB… The Straggler brought up “ready play”. This has already been minuted but just a reminder to member to adhere to this edict.

Meeting closed  13.05 pm