Present: – DF, JG (1), MW, AW (golf only), PB, CM, BR, PL (golf only), MS (1), JG (3) (golf only), MF, MD, CC, DGM, TH, GW

Sixteen golfers this morning. Teams of four with two scores to count off 90% of MOHGS Handicap.

The Chairman was in the Chair.

Swears raised £5.00.

Geezer Cards £3.80.

Results

The Competition Secretary castigated two members, Herbie for playing off the wrong handicap! Sparky for not being able to work out 90% of his handicap!

Four twos today, Matador and Herbie at the 17^th and Davo and Winker at the 4^th. They share £3.20.

DOD were The Cardinal, Ginger, Silver Fox and Brains with 72 points; they get a one-shot uplift.

Today’s winners were Herbie, Ming, Rabbi and Matador with 78 points. They get £4 and a one-shot reduction.

 The Competition Secretary reminded Herbie he would be off 14 next Monday!

Toasts

Three Morpeth Members for reaching the knockout stages of the County Championship. Namely father and son Sandy and Cameron Twynholm and Callum Neil. Good luck to them all later this week.

David Clark for winning the Northumberland ProAm last week.

Count Binface for standing for democracy.

England Men’s Cricket T20 team for beating the Indians 4-0.

Previous Meeting’s Minutes

Accepted as a true record.

Matters Arising

None

Any Other Business

The Laird welcomed back the Cardinal to the fold.

Ming queried the use of the Double Bogy Geezer Card; he was given clear instruction that the card should always be in play!

Herbie compared the sartorial elegance of Roger Federer and our own fashion icon, Davo!

Crocs for identifying Davo’s new diversion into golf travel with his new company DAVO INNOVATE GOLF!

There being no further business, the Chair closed the meeting at 12.56 pm.