PRESENT: A.B-W, C.M, G.W (left early), B.Y (left early), J.G, P.F, F.B, K.S, A.L, P.L, B.H, H.C, T.M, E.E (present for meeting but didn’t play).

APOLOGIES: The Laird and the Cardinal. The Cardinal will be playing later in the day with his chums.

RESULTS: B.Kwok was the DoD with a miserable 24 points. The DDoD with 26 points was Biggles. There were three runners up all with 37 points, the Falcon, Brains and the Prof. The winner and champine of the day was the ever popular Geezer with a magnificent score of 38 points.

TOASTS: To the Cardinal who was the winner of the Les Wigham Trophy last week.

To Mark Wood from Ashington who scooped the final wicket in the Ashes Test Series.

To the whole Ashes team who beat the crap out of the Aussies. In particular to Stokes, Root, Broad and Cook.

To Shane Lowry who won the Bridgestone Invitation.

To the British Swimming team who won a whole heap of medals.

To Jethro who is fit and healthy and ready to step back into the cauldron of competitive golf next week.

LAST WEEKS MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD. SOAPY WAS THANKED FOR STANDING IN FOR THE ABSENT KWOK AND CONTINUING THE TREND OF NOBLE REPORTING.

MATTERS ARISING:

The Southport jaunt now has 9 committed competitors. Soapy referred to his recent well thought out encyclical for details of cost, sleeping arrangements and tee off times. He admitted that there is still work to be done but is confident that, barring untoward and unforeseen obstacles, the event will be memorable and continue the long line of expeditions which continue to enrich MOHG folklore.

The Strap presented the erstwhile captain, Brains, with a list of MOHGS who will do battle in the DD game on 14 Sept. Brains was faced with the challenge of pairing the MOHGS for the contest. Brains puffed out his chest in a show of bravado and then furrowed his brow as he took in the enormity of the task and the weight of expectation which had been placed on his shoulders.

The Laird was absent therefore no progress on the bowling day.

The Chair intimated that he found himself suffering from Hunley Hall withdrawal symptoms and that his need would only be satiated when a date could be decided for a visit. It was therefore proposed that 21 September would be the obvious choice and all competitors should signify their intentions next week.

GEEZER’S CARDS: K.S(40p), H.C(20p), C.M(40p), J.G(20p), G.W(20p), B.Y(20p), P.L(60p), B.H(20p), P.F(20p), A.L(40p).———£3.00.

TEE TIMES NEXT WEEK: AN important announcement by the Rabbi, revealed that due to a ladies match, the tee times next week will be—-8.32, 8.40, 8.48 and 8.56. He urged all participants to be punctual.

The Geezer and Kwok apologised for their absences next week.

There being no other business, the meeting closed at 1.40pm.

Bur T Kwok( Hon Sec.)

Present: The Chairman FB (the Straggler), NB (Desmond), A B-W (Shotgun), DF (the Laird), JG (Brains), BH (Jockstrap), PL (the Rabbi), MM (Shagpile), TM (the Geezer), CM (the Crocodile), KS (Soapy), GW (El Matador), BY (the Prof)

Results: All the above named competed for the MOHGS Annual Championship 2015, over the white course, aptly described by the Chairman as our Blue Riband Event, and there were times that the wind did indeed echo a sailing contest. The winner was Crocs, on count back from the Laird (2nd), both achieving 33 points.

Duffers of the Day were Desmond and Shotgun with 25 points, and Deputy Duffers with 26 points were Brains, Jockstrap, and Soapy. The handicaps of all 7 above named members will be adjusted accordingly. There were no 2’s on the day.

The Trophy was presented to Crocs by Brains, who made an eloquent and moving speech – he was sad to relinquish it, but his triumph in 2014 is permanently engraved for posterity.

Absentees: the few who could not attend were not formally named, but all were missed.

Toasts: to Jockstrap for the splendid organisation of our recent match against Beamish Dirty Dozen; to the Morpeth green staff for the condition of the course and especially the greens; to our Chairman for his very close result in the Scratch Competition against Michael Brown (ex County player); to the England Cricket team for their roaring come back in the 3rd Test; to Crocs for being our Champion Golfer of 2015; to the Geezer for his generosity in sharing his courtesy golf openings with MOHGS.

Minutes: taken as read, and readily accepted.

Finance: The Rabbi assumed responsibility for the funds. He had brought £4.50, and the day’s proceedings added £7.30 from swears and cards, with a further £2.60 in the two’s.

Beamish Away on 14th September: we needed a Captain for MOHGS in this match, and Brains was unanimously elected. Jocks then clarified attendees and their various requirements. He has the whole organisation at his fingertips, as always. It seems that he now has the full complement.

Bowls Day: The Laird has provisionally arranged two dates, Tuesday 25th August or Thursday 27th August. WOULD ALL INTIMATE TO HIM THAT THEY WISH TO ATTEND, AND THEIR PREFERRED DATE?

Formby & Southport: This outing is on October 4th and 5th. At present, booking is made for 9 golfers, and this could be increased up to 12. Changes in numbers can be made up to 21st August, and I am away w/c 17th. My current list is 7 definites – FB, JB (John Beaton ‘Del Boy’), JG, BH, PL, CM, KS,  and 2 possibles DF and TM, with interest from MM and A B-W, and perhaps other Morpeth golfers?  CAN ALL CONFIRM THEIR OK? We arrive at Formby Hall for 3 tee times from 2-12 pm. We stay there overnight with dinner, bed and breakfast. This whole package is £109 (5 are booked at £89). CM has a single room which is +£35. On the Monday we are guests of Noel McQueen (Barney Rubble) and his mates at Southport and Ainsdale, for a match from approximately 10 am. Playing with members will cost us £20-25, a lot less than the usual high green fees for this championship course.

Tee Times: In view of current numbers, an extra tee time will be booked in future. PL needs additional entry codes and passwords, and several members obliged.

Christmas Party: a member wished to discuss this, but the Chairman wisely and firmly ruled that it is for later discussion.

Any Other Business: Shagpile announced that he knows where to get special deals on a good night out. This turns out to be Wansbeck Rotary’s 25th anniversary at the Holiday Inn on 30th Oct, with referee Mark Clattenberg as speaker.

Quitting Time: the Chairman closed the meeting at 14-16 hours, surely a record late finish.

Soapy the scribe.

Today was the long awaited battle between the MOHGS and the Dirty Dozen from Beamish golf club. The draw had been made and the battle commenced at 10.48 after coffee and bacon sarnies in the clubhouse. There was a full compliment of MOHGS plus a reserve, Shagpile, who in the event was not required but whose attendance was noted by the Comp. Sec. and mentioned in dispatches following the game.

RESULTS: Mr. B.H, who had assiduously organised the event, delivered the results with aplomb. He thanked everyone for their attendance and remarked upon the camaraderie and spirit of friendship and sportsmanship which had been on display. The result was an overwhelming win for the MOHGS by a score of 5.5 to 0.5. The stableford winners with a massive 45 points were Crocs and Brains. In second place were the Geezer and Kwok with an equally impressive 43 points. Dave Greener and Jack Parker were a close third with 42 points. All the winners were presented with a golf ball to commemorate the occasion. The Comp. Sec. retained a ball which will be presented to the noble sub, Shagpile, at the next MOHGS get together.

It was suggested that there should be a return match at Beamish, which was greeted with enthusiastic applause by both teams.

Ian Hodgson, on behalf of the DD, thanked Mr. B.H for organising the competition, a sentiment that was endorsed with loud cheers by both groups of competitors.

Kwoks will be absent for the next three weeks.

BURT ( Hon. Sec.)

PRESENT: A.B-W, J.G, P.F, B.H, K.S.

APOLOGIES: P.B, D.F, P.L, F.B, G.W, H.C, M.M, E.E.

The forecast for inclement weather plus a senior’s team competition may have had a detrimental effect on the poor turnout, but in the event the rain eased and the few members who did attend, enjoyed a festival of golf. One new member was included in the competition, by the name of Alan Beaumont-Wigham, who was introduced to the group by the ever amiable President, Soapy.

RESULTS: Kwoks and Jocks jousted in the Chairman’s Quaich and the winner, who played out of his skin even though he was pushed to the limits, was the resourceful Jockster, who won the game by 3 and 2. He will now face the Rabi in the final. It must be noted that Kwok holed a chip of at least 100 yards on the fifth but this effort did not dislodge the steely resolve of the ultimate victor.

There were no 2’s posted therefore £1 will carry over to the next game. The DoD was Brains with a paltry 23 points. DDoD was Soapy with 30 points. Kwok was runner up on 33 points. The winner on a massive 38 points was the ever popular Jockster.

£1.20 was collected in swears. £1 of this was donated by Soapy, who did not actually swear, but who had some very dark thoughts. The money was collected for future distribution by Brains. The Geezer’s cards were not used at today’s event.

TOASTS: To the England cricket team for their victory over the Aussies.

To the winner of the Scottish Open, Rickie Kwok.

To Michael Fish for today’s weather forecast which was spot on.

LAST WEEKS MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD.

BUSINESS: Shagpile attended for a short period before the meeting and confirmed that he will be available for the DD encounter next week. However he is aware that he may only be a first reserve in the event that all the MOHGS attend. The competitors should arrive for bacon sarnies at 10 am. The first tee is booked for 10.48. The runners and riders, rules, regulations, costs and instructions are all expertly detailed in the appendix, compiled by Jock, accompanying the minutes. The Geezer’s cards will be operational apart from the 6 shots or more card.

AOB: No new info on the Bowls Day.

Huntley Hall remains to be bottomed out for an away day.

Soapy’s trip to Formby Hall, Southport and Ainsdale has been booked for 9. So far, 7 people have signified an interest but he is confident that the spare places will be filled in time for the event to go ahead.

Today’s meeting was ably chaired by Jocks in the absence of the Straggler. He was thanked for his stalwart efforts by the President.

There being no other business, the meeting closed at 1.30.

BURT ( Hon. Sec.)

PRESENT: T.M, P.L, D.F, C.M, H.C, P.F, J.G, F.B( Left before the meeting started).

F.B and P.L played in the Chairman’s Quaich and P.L was the winner 3 & 2. Last week, P.F beat K.S 2 & 1 in the same competition.

APOLOGIES: P.B, B.H, A.L, G.W.

RESULTS: There were 2×2 by the Laird and the Falcon. £1.60 was shared. DoD was Crocs with 25 points. DDoD were Kwok, Falcon, Brains and the Geezer on 27 points apiece. The runner up was the Straggler with 29 points. Joint winners of the day with a fine score of 31 points apiece were the irrepressible Laird and Rabi.

FINANCE: Kwok was fined 50p for not wearing the correct mufti. £1.80 in swears. Kwok is holding the Stragglers poke of £1.80.

GEEZERS CARDS: J.G(40p), C.M(20p), D.F(20p), P.L(40p), T.M(60p), P.F(40p)——£2.20. P.L took charge of all the cash, a total of £4.50.

TOASTS: To Leona McGuire who was runner up in the ladies European Tour.

To the England ladies football team who beat the Germans in their World Cup game.

LAST WEEK’S MINUTES ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD.

BUSINESS: The Laird is still working on the bowls match which will be on Tues./Thurs. at the end of July or beginning of August.

Shagpile may be back from holiday in time to play in the DD game v Beamish which would bring the team up to the full complement of 12.

P.L has booked the tees for next week. F.B will be absent. P.B and D.F will be playing for the Seniors team.

CHRISTMAS PARTY: Brains enquired as to whether Mrs. P.B might like to tender for the MOHGS Christmas Party after the success of her magnificent spread on Captains Day. It was also suggested that Mrs P.L might chip in with a few of her delicious and memorable pies, the thought of which drew salivating memories from the boys.

There being no other business, the meeting closed at 1.10. Mr P.L chaired today’s meeting after the Straggler, rather mysteriously absconded.

BURT( Hon. Sec.)

PRESENT: F.B, P.L, G.W, M.M, P.B, P.R, C.M, J.G, P.F, D.F, T.M.

APOLOGIES: B.H, H.C, A.L, K.S.

A warm welcome today to P.B’s brother in law P.R.

RESULTS: There was one 2 by the Geezer, who scooped a pot of £4.20 which included a carry over from last week. DoD was the Laird with 28 points. Shagpile was DDoD with 30 points. the runners up were Brains and the Rabi with 38 points apiece. The winner with a very creditable 39 points was the ever popular Kwok.

TOASTS: To the English ladies football team on reaching the semi final of the World Cup.

To Chris Paisley who came a creditable third in the BMW German Open.

GEEZERS CARDS: F.B(20p), M.M(60p), G.W(40p), P.B(20p), T.M(20p), P.R(40p), C.M(40p), J.G(20p).——–£2.60.

LAST WEEK’S MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED AS A TRUE RECORD. THERE WERE NO MATTERS ARISING.

BUSINESS: The Chair has been pondering long and hard over the dress code for Captain’s Day on Wednesday. He felt that it would be in order, to show support and solidarity with the Captain, Mr. Peter Burchall, that the MOHGS turned up in the MOHGS mufti. The Captain who was present at today’s event responded that he was unconcerned with attire and would be quite happy if the boys turned up bare chested. He stopped just short of Spike Milligan’s retort to a tribute by Prince Charles, when he called the Prince ” a grovelling little bastard.” Brains, ever the diplomat, remarked that it was forecast to be very hot therefore less was best. The President drew attention to the fact that he was indeed clad in MOHGS sweater today. He received a wink of acknowledgement from the Chair.

The Laird announced that he had made enquiries regarding the bowling day and that the preferred days were Tuesday’s and Thursday’s. This would be bottomed out in all in good time.

The Laird and the Chair enquired if anyone would like to join them on Saturday for a game at Parklands. There were no takers therefore the game was cancelled.

Other results today were as follows: G.W— 37, C.M—35, P.B—32, F.B—36, T.M—34, P.R( brother in law)—25.

The meeting closed at 1.20.

Burt E Kwok( Hon. Sec.)

PRESENT: F.B, P.L, P.B, D.F, K.S, G.A, T.M, C.M, M.M, J.G, G.W, P.F.
APOLOGIES: B.H, H.C, A.L.
Two new recruits were present, having been invited by the birthday boy to celebrate the momentous event, Michael Metcalfe ( Shagpile), and Geoff Ainsley ( Winscale).
Today’s event was in honour of the esteemed President, to celebrate his birthday, with the prize of the prestigious Soapy Dish awaiting the honourable victor.
The event kicked off with a wee dram, provided by the President as a welcome treat for the contestants before battle commenced. Only four clubs and a putter were allowed in the bag.

RESULTS: No 2’s were posted therefore £2.40 will be carried forward. The DoD was Kwok with a miserable 22 points. DDoD was the Rabi with a similarly miserable 25 points. The Crocodile was runner up with a respectable score of 35 points. The winner who is also the current trophy holder, was the effervescent and resolute Brains with a magnificent score of 37 points. The trophy was presented to very warm applause by the President, along with some well chosen words of congratulation to the deserved winner.
FINANCE: Geezer’s Cards—- P.F(60p), C.M(40p), P.L(20p), G.W(20p), D.F(20p), P.B(40p), T.M(20p), K.S(20p)—–£2.40.
£2.60 was collected in swears.
TOASTS: The Chair congratulated the President on the event of his birthday as well as remembering absent friends who were unavailable for today’s celebration.
To Johnny Bairstow and Andy Murray for sporting achievements.
BUSINESS: Last week’s minutes were accepted as a true record.
MATTERS ARISING: The Chair enquired as to whether Executive approval had been sought for the Dirty Dozen encounter. The President confirmed that he had, in the absence of the Chair, sanctioned the event at a previous meeting. The Chair appeared satisfied with the response and acknowledged this with a smug wink in the direction of the President.
Ten of the MOHGS who were present at today’s meeting, signified an interest in playing in the DD encounter. The question of whether or not to have a sit down meal after the game will be bottomed out at a subsequent meeting.
The meeting closed at 1.50 so that the games could commence.

Soapy then took centre stage. He had already posted money behind the bar for liquid refreshments but the coup de grace was manifest in his provision of a pudding for each of the invited guests. The pudding consisted of a meringue base filled with fresh fruits and topped with a generous portion of cream accompanied by a fruit compote and chocolate stick. Silence was observed by the party as the repast was gratefully consumed.
The wily old codger then revealed a compendium of bar games, consisting of shove halfpenny, a pinball machine and dominoes. He also proposed a putting contest but unfortunately this was cancelled due to the inclement weather. All in all a day to remember due to the generosity and thoughtfulness of the host.
Burt Kwok( Hon. Sec.)

PRESENT: P.B, P.L, J.G, D.F, T.H, H.C,

APOLOGIES: F.B, P.F, R.H, C.M, K.S, G.W, T.M, A.L,

Due to the absence of the Straggler and Kwok the meeting was chaired by the Rabbi and minutes taken by Jocks.

RESULTS : Competition – 4B.B.B.

Duffers of the Day were Team Falcon & il Matador with 34 points – handicaps increased by 1.   Winners were Soapy & The Geezer with an excellent score of 45 points – handicaps reduced by 1.  2nd place goes to Jocks & the Rabbi with 44 points

Swears – £0.40 [T.M.]  et al

Geezer’s Cards : DF/JG – 3 ; PL/RH – 2 ; KS/TM – 1 ; GW/HC 1.

PREVIOUS MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED.

MATTERS ARISING:

Soapy Day: Soapy confirmed that the competition next Monday would be an individual stableford competition using a maximum of 3 clubs + putter and he was organising a “special” sweet for the occasion. Tee times booked as per normal from 8.48am – 9.04 am. Brains will bring the trophy.

Southport: Booked for 9 on 4th-5th October 2015. J.G. D.F. H.C. & G.W. not attending due to other committments and T.M. to confirm. Current attendees are K.S. C.M. R.H. F.B. J.B. leaving a shortfall of 3-4.

Bowls: Due to committments this event is likely to be  mid to end of July.

Quaich: Round 2 to be played by 29 June 2015.

TOASTS: Congratulations to Soapy & The Geezer who made progress in the Seniors Calcutta Cup by respectively defeating Les Johnson and Jimmy Twynholme.  Congratulations to England and commiserations to Scotland for the international darts match result.

BUSINESS OF THE DAY:

Proposed Match : Mohgs v Dirty Dozen [Beamish Park G.C.] The D.D have shown interest in playing at Morpeth and asked Jocks if a friendly match could be arranged between the D.D. and the Mohgs. The proposal was unanimously accepted preferably with a Monday date teeing off at about 10.00am.  It is hoped that the match would be decided on  betterball matchplay terms and there would be an additional betterball stableford sweepstake at £1.00 per person.  Jocks would contact the D.D. to progress the event and report back. On the assumption that there would be a reciprocal arrangement and Jocks plays in both groups he would play for the away team  in each case.

Apologies: From the Falcon and Jocks who both will be unavailable for the next two Mondays.

Jock St Rappe

Hon. Sec. Sub.

PRESENT: F.B. J.G. P.L. R.H. K.S. C.M. H.C. T.M.

APOLOGIES: P.F, P.B, G.W,  A.L.

RESULTS:

One 2 posted by Jocks @ 16th for Team Jocks/Brains who share the £4.00 pot.

Competition – 4B.B.B.

Duffers of the Day were Team Rabbi\Crocs with 29 miserable points whose handicaps will be increased by 1. Joint winners were Jocks/Brains & The Geezer/Falcon with a nearly miserable score of 31 points and share £20 and whose handicaps will be reduced by 1.  2nd place goes to the Straggler & Soapy with 30 points who share £8.

Additional Prizes: Par 3s – KS & FB; Par 5s – PL & CM. Each pair share £4

LAST WEEK’S MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED.

MATTERS ARISING: None

TOASTS:Thanks to Jocks for organising the day and from Crocs for solving transport problems.

BUSINESS OF THE DAY:

Soapy Day: Now changed to 22nd June to accommodate the Straggler who can’t make 15th.  Jocks re-affirmed that once again due to the 2nd date change he will be unable to attend and as changes are made only for certain individuals and should this continue would be seriously considering his position. Soapy to organise competitions. Self catering will apply i.e. Order your own.

Southport: Possibilities were outlined by Soapy to be held in October. F.B.  C.M. K.S. J.G. R.H. & T.M. Showed interest subject to commitments. The part would be restricted to 8 with a reserve list.

Hunley Hall: To be persued – organiser required and for any other away days

Quaich: As Kwok has been given a bye for Round 1 can he play Round 2 by 29 June? His emails were unclear.

Tee Times booked for next Monday. JG,CM and RH playing but the rest present offered apologies for either playing for the team or other reasons.

No other business therefore meeting closed at 15.00 pm

Jock St Rappe

Hon. Sec. Sub.

PRESENT: F.B. J.G. P.L. A.L. R.H. K.s. C.M. D.F. F.B. Left early under orders from Mrs B.

APOLOGIES: P.B. P.F. G.W. H.C. T.M.

Due to the partial absence of the Straggler and Kwok the meeting was chaired by the Rabbi and minutes taken by Jocks.

RESULTS:

One 2 posted by Crocs on the 8th who takes the purse and is due the roll over.

8 Competitors therefore Competition was Four Ball Betterball.

Duffers of the Day were Team Soapy & Jocks whose handicaps will be increased by 1 Winners were The Straggler & the Rabbi whose handicaps will be reduced by 1 and in 2nd place were Brains and Biggles.

Swears – £0.20 [R.H.]

Geezer’s Cards : K.S.-2,R.H.-1,J.G-1,P.L.-2,A.L.2,C.M.-1,D.F.-1 Total – £2.00

TOASTS: To Rabbi for his birthday. Byeong-Hun An landed his maiden European Tour title in record-breaking fashion at the  PGA Championship.Monty for winning a “Seniors” event.Newcastle United who managed to retain their Premiership status and commiserations to the Tigers who narrowly missed out and will be  playing Championship football for one season.

LAST WEEK’S MINUTES WERE ACCEPTED.

MATTERS ARISING: None.

BUSINESS OF THE DAY:

Quaich: Jocks to include Results Sheet with the minutes. One Round 1 result unknown as neither player [J.B. & P.F.] was present or had forwarded the result. Round 2 to be completed no later than 29th June.

Soapy Day: Confirmed as the 15th June due to team match on 8th. Soapy and Jocks to organise competitions. Self catering will apply i.e. Order your own.

Beamish Park Away Day: Now only 8 players so it was proposed and unaimously agreed that we play a 4BBB competition. Draw made on the day. Those wanting pre-match sandwich to arrive by 9.15am. 1st tee time is 9.54 am.

Bowls: The Laird will make further investigations and report back. To be played  on Tuesday or Thursday towards the end of June.

No other business therefore meeting closed at 13.00 pm

Jocks

Temp. Hon. Sec.