Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 5 December 2022

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- PB, PL, DGM, GW, MS, MC, JG(1), BR, PF, MD, CC(Meeting only)

Two Beers assumed the Chair

A field of 10 today, so the competition was singles.  

Competition Results;

The Stand-In Competition Secretary announced the results.

Three twos today at the 17th, Rabbi, Matador, Kwok all share £2

Duffer of the Day was Davo with 29 points.

DDoTD with 30 points was The Cardinal.

Runners up and receiving £1 each were Herbie, Bumpers, Rabbi, Emperor with 35 points

Winner and Champion for the week was Brains with a magnificent 39 points. A worthy winner of £6 sweep.

Obviously, handicaps will be adjusted accordingly.

Geezer Cards raised £2.60.

Swears raised £3.90, and the Geezer was missing.

Toasts

The Chair of the day attempted to propose a toast to the England football team for progressing to the last 16 in the World Cup.

Little support for the attempt, and no more toasts.

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

Matters Arising

None

AOB

Next week is the Christmas Party. Tee times 10am with meal at 2.30pm. Competition is 3 clubs and a putter, hopefully over 18 holes if we are quick! At the moment we have 14 for the meal and festivities.

The Chairman galloped through the meeting so it closed at 12.55!

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 28 November 2022

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- CC, PF, TM, CM, JG1, DGM, MS, DF, BR, PB, MC(Golf only)

Two Beers assumed the Chair

A field of 11 today, so the competition was singles.  

Competition Results;

The Competition Secretary announced the results.

One two today; Herbie at the 4th, worth £2.20

Duffer of the Day was The Laird with 18 points.

It was observed that the Laird was winding down for his winter break in Oz.

DDoTD with 25 points was Bumpers.

Runner up and receiving £3 was Herbie with 39 points

Winners and Champions for the week were Crocs and Two Beers, with 43 points. They received £4 each.

Obviously, handicaps will be adjusted accordingly.

No Geezer Cards today, Rabbi is a big miss.

Swears raised £3.60, thanks mostly to the Geezer.

Toasts

First toast was to Doddie Weir.

Ladies NUFC for a win yesterday in front of a record crowd at St. James!

Last week’s seniors’ winners. Two Beers, Rabbi, Herbie and honorary MOHG for the day John Davies.

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

Matters Arising

Vote of thanks to Herbie for organising the outing to Alnmouth last Friday.

AOB

The Geezer had observations from the course, the 16th hole to be exact! One of their fourball was having difficulty locating his ball on the fairway. When he eventually found it and played, his trolley took off under its own momentum and ended up in the ditch. The hapless Herbie at this stage attempted to recover clubs and trolley from the ditch, expecting some assistance from partners. To no avail, apparently they were convulsed with mirth at Herbie’s misfortune. As were the two ball behind them!!!

Nevertheless, Herbie had the last laugh pocketing £6.20 today.

The Laird announced that today would be his last Monday until February, Brains had kindly agreed to assume the Comp. Secs. role in the Laird’s absence. However should assistance be required, the Geezer would always provide!

Clarification was sought on the status of the wood to the left of the eleventh hole. The Geezer claimed that it was now not GUR. Herbie went hotfoot to the pro to get definitive answers. Unfortunately he did not return.

There was also some discussion on the status of 15th hole as today each group had played to a different hole location. The Competition Secretary decided to overlook this anomaly

There being no further business the meeting closed at 13.15

MOHGS Meeting 21/11/22

Present:  MS DF PF PL JG(1) DGM CM CC BR Meeting only FB

Apologies: Those not here and our round the world sailor JG2

Results:   Competition a team of three.

DOD Crocs Brains Rabbi 72pts

DDOD Emperor 2Beers Laird 85pts

Winners: With an incredible 91pts Kwok Ming Herbie.

Herbies fine form continues with consecutive wins and twos.

Twos: At the 17th Ming Two Beers Herbie. Money donated to the Xmas fund.

Finance: Geezer cards £2.80 Abuse £3.00 Twos £1.80

Minutes: of the last meeting approved.

Matters arising: None.

Toasts: Welcome back to the hop along Emperor.

Rory McIlroy winner of DP cup.

AOB: Next week we start at 9.00 so balls in the hat 8.45.

Reminder that a hole in one scoops the twos pool. (Fat chance of that.)

Crocs proposed that an eagle has the same standing as a two. This was accepted once everyone understood his proposal.

The Chairman had met up with Soapy who sent his regards. He then had contact with Jock Strap who wished to join us for the Christmas party. Note to the Cardinal.

Rabbi updated us on Biggles who had now been found a place at the Stanford rehabilitation centre, Rabbi was seeing him Friday and taking his cousin to help with speech therapy. The mohgs sends their best wishes.

Reminder Alnmouth Village on Friday at 10.28. Bring your mats (not prayer ones) in case they have a fairway protection policy in place.

Meeting closed at 12.45 so we could all watch England.

Meeting closed at 12.41

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 14 November 2022

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- CC, PF, TM, PL, MD, CM, JG2, DGM, MS, JG1,BD, AW, FB, DF (Golf only)

PB, LW, BR, MC (Walking wounded, meeting only)

The Chair was in the Chair

A field of 14 today, so the competition was singles. 

Competition Results;

The esteemed stand in Competition Secretary announced the results.

One two today; Herbie at the 4th, worth £2.80

Honourable mention of an eagle at the 6th by Wellen. No payout though!

Duffer of the Day was Ming with 26 points.

DDoTD with 33 points was Crocs.

Runner up and receiving £2 was Two Beers with 42 points

Winners and Champions for the week were Geezer and Herbie, with 43 points. They received £6 each deservedly.

Obviously, handicaps will be adjusted accordingly.

Geezer Cards raised £3.50

Swears raised £4.60

Toasts

First toast was to all service personnel, past and present, without whom we would not be able to play golf.

Tommy Fleetwood for retaining his Nedbank title in Sun City.

England T20 World Cup Team, real world champs in white ball cricket.

Padraig Harrington for winning the Charles Schwab Cup Championship at 27 under par.

Finally, Newcastle United for winning again.

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

Updates from the walking wounded were given

Matters Arising

No matters arising.

AOB

Christmas Party names were taken.

Fourteen will be dining, and consensus was for curry.

Agreed to start at 10am, 3 club challenge hopefully 18 holes with food in the bar at 2.30pm.

PF did offer to organise a quiz.

Names were taken for Boxing Day golf, two tee times would be required.

The Rabbi was an OOB card missing Brains thought he may have it!

Clarification on winter rules, it was decided that the ball should be moved to the side nearest to any ball on the fairway.

Herbie announced arrangements for Alnmouth Village on 25th November. Meet at clubhouse 10am for bacon butties. Tee times 10.28 and 10.36, should have eight golfers!

The Rabbi gave an update on Biggles. He is back home and having physio organised. Speech Therapist not as good as hoped so PL’s cousin going to help out. Slow but steady progress is being maintained. It will be their daughter’s first birthday next week. Happy Birthday from the MOHGS.

There being no further business the meeting closed at 13.10

MOHGS Meeting 7/11/22

Present: TM MS DF PF PL JG(1) DGM JG(2) Golf only MC. Meeting only CM

Apologies: Those not here.

Results:   Competition a Waltz (a strange Strictly version)

DOD Bumpers Geezer Herbie 84pts

DDOD Rabbi 2Beers Brains 85pts

Winner: With an incredible 95pts Kwok Laird Monty.

Monty’s fine form continues with consecutive wins and  places him Geezer and Laird tied for the winter Mohgs comp.

Twos: At the 17th Rabbi and at the 14th Geezer (the claw).

Finance: Geezer cards £2.30 Abuse £2.80 With the Laird.

Minutes: of the last meeting approved.

Matters arising: None. Hooray

Toasts: Thanks to Herbie for organising a successful away day at Rothbury.

Goal of the month October Almiron against Fulham.

Scotland’s Gemma Dryburgh wins first LPGA tournament in Japan,

AOB: Reminder about the Christmas do with 3 clubs and a putter competition on Monday 12th December. Holder: Laird.

Please advise next week of availability for this festive extravagance. You do not want to miss it. Tee time 10.00

A proposal for a voucher for those unavailable for the Christmas do was soundly rejected.

As Boxing Day falls on a Monday, we require number who wish to play by next week.

Meeting closed at 12.41

MOHGS Meeting 31/10/22

Present: MS MM (meeting only) CM, FB, CC, PL, JG(2,) MC, PF, DF, DGM, AW, MD, JG(1), TM

Apologies BR warm weather training. Others not there.

Results:   Singles competition

DOD Rabbi 26pts

DDOD Brains 27pts

Third: Kwok, Crocs 36pts

Second: Ming, 2Beers 37pts

Winner: Monty 38pts Joins 2Beers and Laird as leading Mohg

Note handicaps will be adjusted by Brains.

Twos: At the 8th Ming now can take his wife out.

Finance: Geezer cards £3.60 Abuse £3.00. Money with the Laird.

Minutes: of the last meeting. Not approved. The Laird advised the meeting that last week there had been a toast that had not been recorded. At this stage the stand in scribe suggested the Competitions Sec take the minutes. His colourful language earned him a 20p fine and a reprimand from Gemma of bar staff fame who was within hearing distance.

Toasts: A very warm welcome back to Shagpile who very generously donated golf balls to all the winners. In fact, to everyone who was there. Good old Shaggers was the toast.

A further toast was proposed to Newcastle FC.

Toasts to successful golfers Seamus Power at the Bermuda championship and Jorden Smith at the Portugal masters.

AOB: Members were reminded by the Laird that from I/11Hogwheels and mats were required.

Reminder for the awesome eight going to Rothbury Friday 4th November.

Meeting closed at 12.59

MOHGS Meeting 24/10/22

Present: MS BR (meeting only) CM FB CC PL JG(2) MC LW PF DF DGM GW

Apologies JG(1) warm weather training. Others not there.

Results:   Singles competition

DOD Straggler 23pts

DDOD Matador 29pts

Second: Monty 37pts

Winner: Laird 40pts Joins 2Beers as leading Mohg

Note handicaps will be adjusted by Brains once he finishes his jollies.

Twos: At the 8th Rabbi and 17th Laird

Finance: Geezer cards not available????? Abuse £3.30

Minutes: of the last meeting approved.

Matters arising: Ming had not received his winnings from last week. Could not take Mrs Ming out for a celebration meal. Since rectified.

Toasts: A very warm welcome back to our chairman.

Many thanks were offered to Two Beers for his sterling work as stand in Chairman.

Rory McIlroy for his victory and returning to be world’s number one.

Last week’s Seniors winners: Crocs,Geezer, Kwouk,Laird.

AOB: Reminder Mohgs start time changes to 9.00 on Monday 5th December.

Mohgs winter rules. If a ball is lost under leaves and agreed by partners free drop may be taken.

Reminder for the awesome eight going to Rothbury Friday 4th November.

Meeting closed at 12.54

MOHGS Meeting 17/10/22

Present DGM DF JG(1) CM MS TM BR AW MD JG(2) MC Golf only PL GW CC

Apologies   The rest.

Results   DOD 2Beers 23pts

                DDOD Rabbi 28pts

Second Laird Brains Ming 36pts

Winner for the second week running and now leading the winter league GEEZER.

Twos At the 17th Laird and the runaway leader of the twos Crocs.

Finance Geezer cards £3.60 Abuse £4.20

Minutes of the last meeting approved.

Matters arising. Thanks to Herbie for organising a successful day at South Moor.

Toasts Last week’s seniors competition second Crocs, Laird, Brains and Kwok

England Rugby League team for their emphatic victory over Samoa.

RIP Robbie Coltrane.

AOB Geezer came up with an interesting idea of negotiating swaps on Geezercards .This was soundly rejected by the Laird.

Herbie observed the first prototype executive propelling pencil golf tee shaped made by Crocs. Unfortunately, it did not propel and cries of back to the drawing board were heard.

Having closed the meeting, the stand-in Chairman reopped it to propose a toast to David Clark who with the clubs Captain won the NE/NW pro-am in Italy.

A further announcement was made by Laird who declared himself clear of COVID this morning. At which stage various members moved places to avoid him.

Meeting eventually closed at about 12.59.

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 10 October 2022

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- DF, PF, PB, TM, LW, PL, MD, CM, JG2, CC, BR, DGM, MS, JG1, GW

Two Beers assumed the mantle of Chairman, it fits so well.

A field of 15 today, so the competition was best 2 from 3.  

Competition Results;

The esteemed Competition Secretary announced the results.

Two twos today;

Matador at the 14th and Crocs at the 17th, both receive £1.50.

Duffers of the Day were Herbie, Two Beers and Ming with 65 points.

DDoTD with 66 points were The Cardinal, The Laird and Kwok.

Runners up with 73 points were Monty, Crocs and Davo.

Winners and Champions for the week were The Geezer, Rabbi and Johnnie with an outstanding 81 points. They received £5 each deservedly. The Geezer is on a roll!

Obviously, handicaps will be adjusted accordingly.

Geezer Cards raised £4.80

Swears raised £6.00 (good to see The Geezer maintaining his contributions)

Toasts

The Geezer for winning the Seniors Comp last Wednesday, even if it was with a non-MOHG.

Toon for scoring 9 goals in 2 games!

Jon Rahm for winning the Spanish Open at a canter.

Last week’s minutes were accepted, with the amendment that Biggles’ operation was on his jaw not cheek. The scribe of the day offered profuse apologies.

Apart from that Herbie declared the minutes magnificent!

Matters Arising

No matters arising.

AOB

Herbie announced the arrangements for the Awesome Eight going to South Moor on Friday. First tee is 10.24, bacon butties and coffee available before.

He is also trying to reorganise the trip to Rothbury.

The Laird pointed out that he had been contacted by the Chair who is still COVID positive and has had to rearrange his hospital appointment. The meeting wished him a speedy recovery, especially Two Beers!

Two Beers reported that the Monday morning booking arrangements were raised at last Thursday’s AGM from the floor. The Board responded by saying that the matter had been considered and they were not inclined to change the current arrangements.

Herbie observed that we should continue to support the club when possible.

Crocs has had the Quaich suitably engraved and it is now in the proud possession of Ming.

The Scribe will be absent for the next few weeks, it was agreed that a suitable stand in would be found each week.

There being no further business the meeting closed at 12.50

MOHGS meeting Monday 3rd October

Present DGM MD DF MS JG (1) JG (2) BW TM PL CC GW

Apologies Chairman with Covid. Crocs in the Alfred Dunhill.  Cardinal apparently got a better offer to play golf at 12.50.

And all others not there.

Results.  The competitions secretary read out the results for today’s

 singles competition where no two’s were achieved.

DOD Brains 24pts

DDOD Monty Laird 27pts

Runner Up Wellen 38pts

Winners  Matador Davo Herbie 39pts.

It was noted that this week financially it was better to come second !!!!!!

Geezer cards £2.80 Swears £3.40 Twos £2.20 Total £8.40 with the Laird.

Toasts:  Charlie Hull winning LPGA in US. An attempt by Ming to toast the Toon’s away win was met without much enthusiasm.

Comp Sec outlined confirmation that our time slot would move to 9.00 to 9.30 from Monday 5th December and revert to existing time on Monday 13th February. He was thanked by the acting stand in Chairman most profusely.

The Rabbi indicated the Biggles operation on this throat had gone well but there was still a lot of exercises to take place to improve it.

Herbie outlined the Top Summer Mohg being Two Beers with 6 wins

Closely followed with 5 by Monty Laird and Crocs.

King of the two’s was Crocs with 5. A spread sheet will follow.

Rothbury was cancelled due to the weather but would be replayed. The £22 cost would be appreciated by Herbie if you have not paid,

Reminder Southmoor Friday 14th October tee times 10.28 and 10.32 cost £20.

The meeting was swiftly brought to an end at 12.45