MOHGS Meeting 21/11/22

Present:  MS DF PF PL JG(1) DGM CM CC BR Meeting only FB

Apologies: Those not here and our round the world sailor JG2

Results:   Competition a team of three.

DOD Crocs Brains Rabbi 72pts

DDOD Emperor 2Beers Laird 85pts

Winners: With an incredible 91pts Kwok Ming Herbie.

Herbies fine form continues with consecutive wins and twos.

Twos: At the 17th Ming Two Beers Herbie. Money donated to the Xmas fund.

Finance: Geezer cards £2.80 Abuse £3.00 Twos £1.80

Minutes: of the last meeting approved.

Matters arising: None.

Toasts: Welcome back to the hop along Emperor.

Rory McIlroy winner of DP cup.

AOB: Next week we start at 9.00 so balls in the hat 8.45.

Reminder that a hole in one scoops the twos pool. (Fat chance of that.)

Crocs proposed that an eagle has the same standing as a two. This was accepted once everyone understood his proposal.

The Chairman had met up with Soapy who sent his regards. He then had contact with Jock Strap who wished to join us for the Christmas party. Note to the Cardinal.

Rabbi updated us on Biggles who had now been found a place at the Stanford rehabilitation centre, Rabbi was seeing him Friday and taking his cousin to help with speech therapy. The mohgs sends their best wishes.

Reminder Alnmouth Village on Friday at 10.28. Bring your mats (not prayer ones) in case they have a fairway protection policy in place.

Meeting closed at 12.45 so we could all watch England.

Meeting closed at 12.41

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 14 November 2022

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- CC, PF, TM, PL, MD, CM, JG2, DGM, MS, JG1,BD, AW, FB, DF (Golf only)

PB, LW, BR, MC (Walking wounded, meeting only)

The Chair was in the Chair

A field of 14 today, so the competition was singles. 

Competition Results;

The esteemed stand in Competition Secretary announced the results.

One two today; Herbie at the 4th, worth £2.80

Honourable mention of an eagle at the 6th by Wellen. No payout though!

Duffer of the Day was Ming with 26 points.

DDoTD with 33 points was Crocs.

Runner up and receiving £2 was Two Beers with 42 points

Winners and Champions for the week were Geezer and Herbie, with 43 points. They received £6 each deservedly.

Obviously, handicaps will be adjusted accordingly.

Geezer Cards raised £3.50

Swears raised £4.60

Toasts

First toast was to all service personnel, past and present, without whom we would not be able to play golf.

Tommy Fleetwood for retaining his Nedbank title in Sun City.

England T20 World Cup Team, real world champs in white ball cricket.

Padraig Harrington for winning the Charles Schwab Cup Championship at 27 under par.

Finally, Newcastle United for winning again.

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

Updates from the walking wounded were given

Matters Arising

No matters arising.

AOB

Christmas Party names were taken.

Fourteen will be dining, and consensus was for curry.

Agreed to start at 10am, 3 club challenge hopefully 18 holes with food in the bar at 2.30pm.

PF did offer to organise a quiz.

Names were taken for Boxing Day golf, two tee times would be required.

The Rabbi was an OOB card missing Brains thought he may have it!

Clarification on winter rules, it was decided that the ball should be moved to the side nearest to any ball on the fairway.

Herbie announced arrangements for Alnmouth Village on 25th November. Meet at clubhouse 10am for bacon butties. Tee times 10.28 and 10.36, should have eight golfers!

The Rabbi gave an update on Biggles. He is back home and having physio organised. Speech Therapist not as good as hoped so PL’s cousin going to help out. Slow but steady progress is being maintained. It will be their daughter’s first birthday next week. Happy Birthday from the MOHGS.

There being no further business the meeting closed at 13.10

MOHGS Meeting 7/11/22

Present: TM MS DF PF PL JG(1) DGM JG(2) Golf only MC. Meeting only CM

Apologies: Those not here.

Results:   Competition a Waltz (a strange Strictly version)

DOD Bumpers Geezer Herbie 84pts

DDOD Rabbi 2Beers Brains 85pts

Winner: With an incredible 95pts Kwok Laird Monty.

Monty’s fine form continues with consecutive wins and  places him Geezer and Laird tied for the winter Mohgs comp.

Twos: At the 17th Rabbi and at the 14th Geezer (the claw).

Finance: Geezer cards £2.30 Abuse £2.80 With the Laird.

Minutes: of the last meeting approved.

Matters arising: None. Hooray

Toasts: Thanks to Herbie for organising a successful away day at Rothbury.

Goal of the month October Almiron against Fulham.

Scotland’s Gemma Dryburgh wins first LPGA tournament in Japan,

AOB: Reminder about the Christmas do with 3 clubs and a putter competition on Monday 12th December. Holder: Laird.

Please advise next week of availability for this festive extravagance. You do not want to miss it. Tee time 10.00

A proposal for a voucher for those unavailable for the Christmas do was soundly rejected.

As Boxing Day falls on a Monday, we require number who wish to play by next week.

Meeting closed at 12.41

MOHGS Meeting 31/10/22

Present: MS MM (meeting only) CM, FB, CC, PL, JG(2,) MC, PF, DF, DGM, AW, MD, JG(1), TM

Apologies BR warm weather training. Others not there.

Results:   Singles competition

DOD Rabbi 26pts

DDOD Brains 27pts

Third: Kwok, Crocs 36pts

Second: Ming, 2Beers 37pts

Winner: Monty 38pts Joins 2Beers and Laird as leading Mohg

Note handicaps will be adjusted by Brains.

Twos: At the 8th Ming now can take his wife out.

Finance: Geezer cards £3.60 Abuse £3.00. Money with the Laird.

Minutes: of the last meeting. Not approved. The Laird advised the meeting that last week there had been a toast that had not been recorded. At this stage the stand in scribe suggested the Competitions Sec take the minutes. His colourful language earned him a 20p fine and a reprimand from Gemma of bar staff fame who was within hearing distance.

Toasts: A very warm welcome back to Shagpile who very generously donated golf balls to all the winners. In fact, to everyone who was there. Good old Shaggers was the toast.

A further toast was proposed to Newcastle FC.

Toasts to successful golfers Seamus Power at the Bermuda championship and Jorden Smith at the Portugal masters.

AOB: Members were reminded by the Laird that from I/11Hogwheels and mats were required.

Reminder for the awesome eight going to Rothbury Friday 4th November.

Meeting closed at 12.59

MOHGS Meeting 24/10/22

Present: MS BR (meeting only) CM FB CC PL JG(2) MC LW PF DF DGM GW

Apologies JG(1) warm weather training. Others not there.

Results:   Singles competition

DOD Straggler 23pts

DDOD Matador 29pts

Second: Monty 37pts

Winner: Laird 40pts Joins 2Beers as leading Mohg

Note handicaps will be adjusted by Brains once he finishes his jollies.

Twos: At the 8th Rabbi and 17th Laird

Finance: Geezer cards not available????? Abuse £3.30

Minutes: of the last meeting approved.

Matters arising: Ming had not received his winnings from last week. Could not take Mrs Ming out for a celebration meal. Since rectified.

Toasts: A very warm welcome back to our chairman.

Many thanks were offered to Two Beers for his sterling work as stand in Chairman.

Rory McIlroy for his victory and returning to be world’s number one.

Last week’s Seniors winners: Crocs,Geezer, Kwouk,Laird.

AOB: Reminder Mohgs start time changes to 9.00 on Monday 5th December.

Mohgs winter rules. If a ball is lost under leaves and agreed by partners free drop may be taken.

Reminder for the awesome eight going to Rothbury Friday 4th November.

Meeting closed at 12.54

MOHGS Meeting 17/10/22

Present DGM DF JG(1) CM MS TM BR AW MD JG(2) MC Golf only PL GW CC

Apologies   The rest.

Results   DOD 2Beers 23pts

                DDOD Rabbi 28pts

Second Laird Brains Ming 36pts

Winner for the second week running and now leading the winter league GEEZER.

Twos At the 17th Laird and the runaway leader of the twos Crocs.

Finance Geezer cards £3.60 Abuse £4.20

Minutes of the last meeting approved.

Matters arising. Thanks to Herbie for organising a successful day at South Moor.

Toasts Last week’s seniors competition second Crocs, Laird, Brains and Kwok

England Rugby League team for their emphatic victory over Samoa.

RIP Robbie Coltrane.

AOB Geezer came up with an interesting idea of negotiating swaps on Geezercards .This was soundly rejected by the Laird.

Herbie observed the first prototype executive propelling pencil golf tee shaped made by Crocs. Unfortunately, it did not propel and cries of back to the drawing board were heard.

Having closed the meeting, the stand-in Chairman reopped it to propose a toast to David Clark who with the clubs Captain won the NE/NW pro-am in Italy.

A further announcement was made by Laird who declared himself clear of COVID this morning. At which stage various members moved places to avoid him.

Meeting eventually closed at about 12.59.

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 10 October 2022

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- DF, PF, PB, TM, LW, PL, MD, CM, JG2, CC, BR, DGM, MS, JG1, GW

Two Beers assumed the mantle of Chairman, it fits so well.

A field of 15 today, so the competition was best 2 from 3.  

Competition Results;

The esteemed Competition Secretary announced the results.

Two twos today;

Matador at the 14th and Crocs at the 17th, both receive £1.50.

Duffers of the Day were Herbie, Two Beers and Ming with 65 points.

DDoTD with 66 points were The Cardinal, The Laird and Kwok.

Runners up with 73 points were Monty, Crocs and Davo.

Winners and Champions for the week were The Geezer, Rabbi and Johnnie with an outstanding 81 points. They received £5 each deservedly. The Geezer is on a roll!

Obviously, handicaps will be adjusted accordingly.

Geezer Cards raised £4.80

Swears raised £6.00 (good to see The Geezer maintaining his contributions)

Toasts

The Geezer for winning the Seniors Comp last Wednesday, even if it was with a non-MOHG.

Toon for scoring 9 goals in 2 games!

Jon Rahm for winning the Spanish Open at a canter.

Last week’s minutes were accepted, with the amendment that Biggles’ operation was on his jaw not cheek. The scribe of the day offered profuse apologies.

Apart from that Herbie declared the minutes magnificent!

Matters Arising

No matters arising.

AOB

Herbie announced the arrangements for the Awesome Eight going to South Moor on Friday. First tee is 10.24, bacon butties and coffee available before.

He is also trying to reorganise the trip to Rothbury.

The Laird pointed out that he had been contacted by the Chair who is still COVID positive and has had to rearrange his hospital appointment. The meeting wished him a speedy recovery, especially Two Beers!

Two Beers reported that the Monday morning booking arrangements were raised at last Thursday’s AGM from the floor. The Board responded by saying that the matter had been considered and they were not inclined to change the current arrangements.

Herbie observed that we should continue to support the club when possible.

Crocs has had the Quaich suitably engraved and it is now in the proud possession of Ming.

The Scribe will be absent for the next few weeks, it was agreed that a suitable stand in would be found each week.

There being no further business the meeting closed at 12.50

MOHGS meeting Monday 3rd October

Present DGM MD DF MS JG (1) JG (2) BW TM PL CC GW

Apologies Chairman with Covid. Crocs in the Alfred Dunhill.  Cardinal apparently got a better offer to play golf at 12.50.

And all others not there.

Results.  The competitions secretary read out the results for today’s

 singles competition where no two’s were achieved.

DOD Brains 24pts

DDOD Monty Laird 27pts

Runner Up Wellen 38pts

Winners  Matador Davo Herbie 39pts.

It was noted that this week financially it was better to come second !!!!!!

Geezer cards £2.80 Swears £3.40 Twos £2.20 Total £8.40 with the Laird.

Toasts:  Charlie Hull winning LPGA in US. An attempt by Ming to toast the Toon’s away win was met without much enthusiasm.

Comp Sec outlined confirmation that our time slot would move to 9.00 to 9.30 from Monday 5th December and revert to existing time on Monday 13th February. He was thanked by the acting stand in Chairman most profusely.

The Rabbi indicated the Biggles operation on this throat had gone well but there was still a lot of exercises to take place to improve it.

Herbie outlined the Top Summer Mohg being Two Beers with 6 wins

Closely followed with 5 by Monty Laird and Crocs.

King of the two’s was Crocs with 5. A spread sheet will follow.

Rothbury was cancelled due to the weather but would be replayed. The £22 cost would be appreciated by Herbie if you have not paid,

Reminder Southmoor Friday 14th October tee times 10.28 and 10.32 cost £20.

The meeting was swiftly brought to an end at 12.45

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 26 September 2022

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- DF, CM, JG1, PB, CC, BR, DGM, BD, MS, JG2, TM, MM (meeting only)

Two Beers stepped into the now familiar role as meeting Chairman!

He welcomed Shagpile to the throng.

Singles today with a field of 11.  

Competition Results;

The esteemed Competition Secretary announced the results.

No twos today so £2.20 to the Emperor’s coffers.

Duffer of the Day was Monty with 28 points.

DDoTD with 29 points was The Geezer, who would have received a two shot uplift but for a birdie on the last hole!!

Runner up and receiving £3 with 36 points was The Cardinal, the putting stroke is holding up well and in thanks he bought The Geezer a pint!

Winners and Champions for the week were Two Beers and The Laird with 38 points and pocketing £4 each.

Obviously, handicaps will be adjusted accordingly.

Toasts

The Laird was in a playful mood and proposed a toast to the successful Home Nations teams. Namely Scotland, there was muted support for the toast.

Herbie proposed a toast to the GB Rowing 8 who won the gold medal at the World Championships. He appeared to have more support for that toast.

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

Matters Arising

No matters arising.

AOB

The Laird wished to share a vision of remarkable prowess. Last Wednesday, a MOGHS member stunned those playing with him by walking on water at the 17th. Well done Brains, only one other person has achieved that skill!

The Laird is about to negotiate tee times for winter period with the management. He is proposing times for MOHGS at 9.00 to 9.30 am. All supported the suggestion.

Herbie announced that the October away day would be on 14th October at either Boldon or South Moor. Those wishing to attend please let Herbie know asap.

Herbie reminded the Rothbury Ramblers that the tee time on Friday 30th was 10.30 and suggested meeting at 9.30 so that bacon sandwiches could be enjoyed at leisure.

Herbie then went on a ramble of his own about MOHGS members playing with Ladies last Friday and that they should be playing in skirts and off the red tees in future, I lost the will to record further ramblings.

He also reminded all the hoarders that paper £20 and £50 notes cease to be legal tender on Friday! All those with a stash should act without delay.

The Laird announced that the Chairmans Quaich had indeed been played for on 12 September and that the winner was Ming. The Quaich made an appearance and the Chairman of the day presented Ming with the drinking vessel. Ming was offered a few moments to make an acceptance speech, which he did with humility. He appeared ‘overcome with emotion’ (Bob Stokoe 1973)

Crocs then grabbed the Quaich back on the pretence of getting it engraved!

There being no further business the meeting closed at 12.50

Minutes of MOHGS Meeting 19th September 2022

Apologies from all those not here.

Present: – DF, PL, DGM, CM, JG2, BR, MS, JG1(partial), GW,

Two Beers was in the Chair, and Herbie acted as scribe. Both were warmly thanked (well could have been)

Competition Results;

The Competition Secretary announced the results of the team of three competition.

Only one 2 today, Rabbi somewhere, although surprisingly it was not described in great detail.

Duffers of the Day with 69 points were Laid and Herbie who attempted to get an extra allowance as Brains had to leave the course in a hurry, but to no avail.

Runners up with 81 points were Rabbi, Emperor and El Matador

But winners and champion golfers of the week with 84 points were Crocs, 2Beers, and Monty

Handicaps will be adjusted accordingly. For winners and DoD.

Geezer Cards gleaned £1.60

Swears £2.30, bring back the Geezer.

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

Matters Arising

None.

Toasts

King Charles, Bob McIntyre for winning the Italian open and Son of Spurs for his hattrick as a sub.

AOB

The Rabbi brought us up to date on the progress of Biggles and waxed lyrical on his face timing with his granddaughter. Was there a tear in his eye?

It was noted that a group did not follow the correct timing for a minutes silence and the Tower has been informed.

The meeting closed at 12.31