Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- DF, PL, CM, JG1, GW, PB, CC, BR, AW, DGM, PF, BD, FB.

MS joined the throng for the meeting. TM and MC were in two camps today but still managed to down a free drink!!

It was nice to welcome the Chair into his accustomed role.

Singles today with a field of 13. Before we started the Competition Secretary invited the MOHGS to stand and contemplate/remember the late Queen Elizabeth II.

He did announce that today’s competition would be played for the Chairman’s Quaich (more of that later) and that there would be no Geezer Cards as the GC monitor had forgotten them. Instead, there would be a levy of 20p on each participant.

After the competition and prior to the meeting the Chairman, quite appropriately proposed a toast to the late Queen Elizabeth II.

Competition Results;

The esteemed Competition Secretary announced the results.

However, he clarified that today was not Chairman’s Quaich Day, after much consideration it would have to be re-arranged. Suspicion was voiced that the Quaich was lost/mislaid, however this fell on deaf ears! (many of which were in evidence)

No twos today so £2.60 to the Emperor’s coffers.

Duffer of the Day was Brains.

DDoTD with 28 points was Winker

In third place and receiving £2 with 36 points was Crocs,

Runner-up receiving £3 with 38 points was Wellen. (Good to see you again Wellen)

Winner and Champion for the week was Ming with a very acceptable 39 points and pocketing £7.

Unfortunately I did not record the swears money, but The Emperor did!

Toasts

The MOHGS stood as one to toast our King Charles III.

Toasts were also proffered to England Cricket for beating South Africa and taking the series. Also to Shane Lowry for winning the BMW PGA Championship.

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

Matters Arising

No matters arising.

AOB

It was suggested that the Chairman should sit in the middle of the meeting so that all could hear his dulcet tones. The Chairman’s response was muted to say the least. I think he said words to the effect that he would sit where he liked!!

The Rabbi asked if MOHGS would be playing next Monday, the day of the late Queen’s funeral.

PB, PL, AW, said that they would not be playing. The Laird counted that 7 MOHS here today would be playing. Any others wanting to play must let the Laird know by Wednesday 6pm so that he can adjust the tee bookings.

The Rabbi gave an update on Biggles’ progress. He is to have another operation at the RVI and will be travelling down this week to ready himself for surgery.

Kwok suggested that in view of hyperinflation across the country, MOGHS should increase the kitty money to £2. The proposal was roundly voted down. He was advised to return with a fully costed version of the budget.

The meeting closed at 12.50 pm

The sandwiches were ordered for 1pm so the Financial Guru bravely announce that another drink at the bar would be paid for from his tin. This was received by rapturous applause. (are you taking note Kwok?) Prompting the Chairman to announce that the Financial Director was the best the MOHGS have ever had! Like a rapier through the heart of the Scribe.

The sandwiches duly arrived and were quickly devoured. The Chairman then thanked the Scribe for organising. The damage had already been done.

10 hardy Mohgs met on Monday for the weekly game. Then out of the gloom on his chariot appeared The Emperor like Lazarus making it 11 for a singles game.

Results. DDOD Matador 25pts   DODStraggler 23 pts

Second Herbie 40 pts Winner Geezer with, as he regaled us, a magnificent 41pts.

Twos. Emperor on the 14^th with his driver!!!!

Toasts Bertie for the abuse he took during the round from the Chairman but still brought him a beer after. Said Chair promised to do better next week. Is that a pig flying by?

Monty for his win with 47 points last Wednesday in the Seniors 4bbb.

Finance. Geezer cards £3.00 Abuse £4.70

AOB. DGM raised the subject of the wrong Jonnie being DOD on 29^th

The subject of the Chairman owing fees from 22^nd was raised but he strongly rejected this as he completed only one hole was near deaths door and had no chance of winning. He was supported by the Geezer so the matter was dropped amicably.

The Chairmans Quaich was raised and FB  BR  GW  TM and MC wish to be added to the list partaking of refreshments. Whoever has the Quaich can they please ensure they bring it along.

Update on Biggles who is now back in Elgin. He is having concentrated physiotherapy, hydrotherapy and intense speech training. He is due an op in the RVI on 30/9 on his throat and the group wished him well.

Finally, the Chairman raised the subject of notification if unavailable. He wanted it noted that he had done just that on previous occasions. So there!!!

Meeting closed 12.46.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- DF, PL(Golf only), CM, JG1, MS, TM, JG2, GW, PB, CC, BR(meeting only), AW, LW, DGM, MD,

Two Beers stepped into the now accustomed role of stand in Chair.

Singles today with a field of 14.

Competition Results;

The esteemed Competition Secretary announced the results

No twos today so £2.80 to the Emperor’s coffers.

Duffer of the Day with 25 points was Two Beers.

DDoTD with 30 points was Brains although he played fewer holes.

In third place and receiving £1 each with 38 points were The Geezer and The Laird.

In second place with an excellent score of 40 points was Crocs and he pocketed £4

However, back to back winner with a majestic 46 points was the Cardinal and he walked away with £8.

In his post match interview he paid tribute to his putting guru, The Geezer, who had set him on the right path!

Geezer Cards gleaned £3.60

Swears £4.10

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

Matters Arising

Herbie confirmed the arrangements for the away day at Rothbury on 30 September. He has booked 3 tee times and todate 6 MOHGS have confirmed. He has paid £22 for each of those six so they are committed (or should be!!)

Toasts

All injured/unavailable MOHGS and hope some or all will make a reappearance soon. Namely Winscale, Falcon, Jockstrap,Shotgun, Kwok, Biggles, Shagpile, Soapy and The Emperor.

Rory McIlroy for winning the Tour Championship yesterday.

England cricket team for beating South Africa soundly

AOB

Herbie regaled the meeting of a special shot out of the ditch at the ninth hole today, Davo emulating Jean Van der Veld!

The Cardinal suggested the summer jamboree should take place on 12 September after the Chairman’s Quaich comp. It was agreed to have sandwich and pint on the funds. Please let The Cardinal know by 9 September how many will be partaking of said hospitality so that caterers can cater.

The Scribe has been presented with another Executive Pen thanks to Crocs again. He will take greater care of this one!

The meeting closed at 12.50 pm

Apologies for next week from, PB and DF.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- DF(Golf only), PL, CM, JG2, MS, TH, TM, JG1, GW, PB, MC, CC

The Chair made a brief appearance at 8.15am played the first hole and returned home. It was good to see him and next time we meet he owes his dues!

Herbie volunteered to step into the breach with all other options explored. Herbie should have welcomed back Ming from his Commonwealth Games duties, it was remiss however it is noted!

Singles today with an initial field of 13.

Competition Results;

The Deputy Stand-In Competition Secretary (JG1) announced the results

No twos today so £2.40 to the Emperor’s coffers.

Duffers of the Day with 30 points were Scuttler, Crocs, and Brains

DDsoTD with 35 points were Ming and Geezer.

Runners up were Rabbi and Bumpers with 37 points and receiving £2 each.

But champion golfer of the week with a stunning 40 points thanks to a new putting style was The Cardinal who walked off with a tenner!

Geezer Cards gleaned £3.50

Swears £4.00 Geezer back

Last week’s minutes were accepted, however the scribe noted he had missed one attendee, he thought it was Herbie but on checking his notes found to be The Scuttler. Easy mistake to make!

Matters Arising

Chairman’s Quaich to be played for on 12 September.

Toasts

Grandpa Crocs, the MOHGS welcomed little Rae Philip born two weeks ago.

AOB

Herbie still trying to book Dunstanburgh for Friday 30 September.

However he will organise something.

Brains asked about the Summer jamboree, Cardinal had had a traumatic week, having an altercation with an open window at a caravan! He made a visit to Alnwick Minor Injuries unit for repairs. He will think again this week when he has more time without the dog!! Don’t ask ???

Next Monday morning the course will be closed until 2pm. There was little enthusiasm for a game on Monday pm.

The Scribe confessed to having lost his executive pen last Monday, either in the clubhouse or the car park. Anyone finding please return for a reward!

The meeting closed at 12.50 pm

Apologies for next week from, PL, GW.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- DF, PL, DGM, CM, JG2, PF, MS, LW, MD, JG1, GW, AW, MD, FB, PB (meeting only)

MOHGS Championship Day

Appropriately The Chair was in the Chair.

Competition Results;

The Competition Secretary announced the results

One two today at 17^th by Davo, a thing of beauty apparently (the shot not Davo). He gets £2.80

Duffer of the Day with 25 points was El Matador

DDoTD with 26 points were Johnnie and Herbie

Runners up and a valiant attempt to retain the title was The Laird with 37 points.

But champion golfer of the week and MOHGS Champion for the year is Winker with a magnificent 40 points.

The Chairman presented Winker with the trophy, which was immediately commandeered by Crocs for engraving!

Geezer Cards gleaned £3.20

Swears £2.30 Geezer missing?

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

Matters Arising

None.

Toasts

Biggles, nice to see him last week, we continue to wish him well.

All Gold winners from the home countries in the Commonwealth Games.

Toon for winning first game of season in 9 attempts.

AOB

Vote of thanks to The Laird for organising RNLI day. Apparently 47 points won, a player from Bedlington. But more importantly £2k raised for RNLI

Herbie wondered if anyone else had seen a 5 put today after the iron had been out??

Emperor struggling with knee injury, hopes to get back asap.

Herbie proposing an away day on Friday 30 September at Dunstanburgh. Watch this space.

Brains asked about a Summer jamboree, Cardinal to consider.

Chairman’s Quaich to be played for on 5 September subject to final details between The Laird and Brains.

The meeting closed at 13.05 pm

Apologies for next week from, PF, AW, DGM, Davo and Johnnie.

Apologies: all those not attending and hadn’t bothered to send apologies.

Present: FB PL MS CM JG2 TH DGM TM GW DF BR M

Results: Our imaginative competition Secretary came up with a waltz today after a mention about strictly was heard in the carpark (wrong context I think)

DOD:  Straggler, Rabbi, Herbie with a miserly 63 points. Did they get the format right?

DDOD:  2Beers, Scutler (nice to see you) Matador (happy anniversary) 76 pts

Second:  Crocs, Monty Davo 77pts

Winners: Emperor, Laird, Geezer with a magnificent 79pts

Two’s  2 Beers and won £2.40.

Minutes of the last meeting were accepted as a true record.

Matters Arising:  Newbiggin Friday 5^th August meet 9.00 for refreshments with the first tee time being 9.50

Foxton Hall away day. Only two members responded in the affirmative Brains and Herbie and Crocs responded with a negative (bed too hard apparently).

Disappointing response. Will someone cancel the booking?

Toasts: Great to see Biggles and Mrs Rabbi here and we all wish him well when he returns to Elgin.

The Ironesses for their European win. Especially the lass who whipped her top off. Most exciting bit of the game for some.

Herbie for volunteered to record the minutes.

AOB: An observation from the course was made that the team of Herbie, Rabbi and Straggler were held up by a two ball and left the following group trailing in their wake. Subsequently the nickname of Straggler was considered inappropriate.

The members were reminded that you can only change names at the AGM with a brown envelope. Besides this was probably a flash in the pan.

Meeting closed amicably at 12.30

Present. JG. PF.BR.PL.FB.MNM.TM.GW.MC.DG-M. JG (2). TH.

Absent DF. Left early to get plastered.

Minutes of the last meeting were accepted as a true record. Matters arising None

 Results

DoD.  Brains, Qwok, and Geezer. Each allotted I extra shot on MOHGS handicap system.

Winners Monty, Scuttler and 2 Beers. Each deducted 1 shot on MOHGS handicap system.

Winners received £4.00 each. No 2s recorded with £2.40 into the Treasurers pot.

Geezer Card £3.60 and swears £6.00. Treasurer BR added the taking into his piggy bank with a smile.

Newbiggin Golf Club Outing.

MNM asked for the meal choices to pass onto the Newbiggin Caterer, it was agreed at the meeting to order 9 Pie and Chips.

Foxton Outing 30 October 2022.

Dinner Bed and Breakfast and 2 rounds of golf. Cost £125.00. 12 places pre booked. Can all those wishing to attend please respond to the Laird by 30 July 2022.

Brains asked about the MOHGS Championship which should have been played in June. It was agreed to hold this event on Monday 8 August 2022.

Peter Layton gave an update on Biggles recovery programme.

1. Biggles left hand vocal cords are starting to show progress which is a great sign. He has managed his first spoonful of custard. Well done
2. Hopes to go home to Elgin in the near future
3. He hopes to make an appearance at next Mondays MOGHS event. Weather permitting.
4. All the MOHGS in attendance sent their best wishes.

Toasts. Brian Ross and Laurie Walker on winning the Seniors Competition.

These minutes are a joint effort. In the absence of a scribe Brains asked for a volunteer.

Eventually the Geezer offered to take the minutes with Bumpers offering to translate the minutes and forward to Brains for distribution.

Meeting Closed at 12.55pm.

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- DF, PB, PL, DGM, CM, CC, JG2, PF, BR, MS, LW, MC, MD, JG1, GW, TM,

Another hot day!

Two Beers was in the Chair.

Competition Results;

The Competition Secretary announced the results

No twos today so the pot goes to the Emperor’s Tin, as agreed several meetings ago!

Duffers of the Day with 34 points were Johnnie and Bumpers, also Emperor and Rabbi all four receive a one shot uplift.

DDoTD with 36 points were Crocs and Ming, unfortunately nothing for them.

Runners up were Monty and El Mat with a very creditable 41 points and both get £2

But champion golfers of the week were Kwok and The Laird with a magnificent 46 points. Both get £6 and a one shot reduction.

Geezer Cards gleaned £4.10 (how does that work)

Swears £7.40 which was a much better effort than of late. Perhaps the temperature is making tempers fray!!

Last week’s minutes were accepted.

Matters Arising

None.

Toasts

No toasts, but Bumpers observed that a Morpeth Harrier (Daniel Dixon) had been selected to represent England in the Commonwealth Games Triathlon. MOHGS send him our support and best wishes (will he ever know?)

AOB

Shagpile had made contact with the Laird, he had checked out Foxton for an overnighter (Sunday/Monday) in October at a cost of £125 Dinner, Bed, Breakfast and two rounds of golf. There was a general approval for Shagpile to explore dates.

Herbie offered a vote of thanks to Crocs for organising the golf at Bridlepath last Friday. Those who attended agreed that it was a good day.

The meeting closed at 12.58pm

Apologies from all those not here.

Present:- PB, PL, CM, DGM, MS, TM, DF, LW, BR

The stand in Chairman (Two Beers) welcomed all present and asked the assembled members to appoint The Cardinal as Hon. Sec. and The Emperor as Financial Guru.

Unsurprisingly this was accepted without dissent.

One score from three today.

Competition Results;

The Competition Secretary announced that there were no 2’s posted. £1.80 carried forward to next week in the safe custody of the new Financial Guru.

Duffers of the Day with 45 points were The Cardinal, The Geezer and Crocs, together with The Laird, Two Beers, and Herbie!!

Deputy Duffers and by default Champions of the week with 49 points and £3 each were Rabbi, Johnnie and The Emperor.

Handicaps will be adjusted in the time honoured fashion with everyone’s handicap changing. Moving Day!!

Swears gleaned £3.25 ??? and Geezers Cards £2,80.

The Stand In Chairman pointed out that as it was the first Monday of the month (indeed the first Monday of the new Season) fines for inappropriate dress were in order. The Geezer claimed that his sweater was inadvertently in the wash and suggested that the fine be collected from ‘Her Indoors’

The Competition Secretary was welcomed back from holiday and Covid. Looking very George Clooney like! He gave a comprehensive assessment of the 2021/2022 season, report attached. On conclusion a spontaneous round of applause occurred, The Laird was visibly moved!

Minutes of Last meeting were agreed.

Matters Arising

Two Beers (aka Stand In) advised that 3 tees have been booked for Hexham on April 29^th. Currently ten MOHGS have requested to play, there are two more spaces available so let Two Beers know asap if anyone else wishes to attend.

Toasts

The Cardinal for a stunning win in last week’s Senior’s Singles.

Two Beers and The Rabbi for runner up in the same comp. All playing in the same 3 ball????

Toast to Kwok for magnificent effort with the pen over the last 13 years.

Toast to Adam who has taken over catering duties on Monday and Tuesday.

There being no further business the meeting closed at 12.20pm

Yes, you read that correctly! 12.20pm!

PRESENT: C.M, L.W, P.F, F.B, B.R, P.L, D.G-M, J.G, M.C, M.S, B.D(n/p), P.B, T.M.

APOLOGIES: The Laird, Scuttler, the Prof and Ming. The Chair gave his apologies for next week.

RESULTS: There was one 2 by the Cardinal on the 4th. He pouched the rollover jackpot plus the day’s takings amounting to a whopping £13. Today’s game was played in groups of three with the best and worst scores counting on each hole. The D’soD were the unfortunate Cardinal, Geezer and Emperor with a miserable 55 points. The winners with 61 points were 2Beers, Herbie and Brains who are the Champines of the week.

THE MINUTES OF THE PREVIOUS AGM WERE ACCEPTED IN THEIR ENTIRETY.

MATTERS ARISING: The New Year Bell is still missing therefore previous winners have not had the pleasure of displaying the coveted award. If anyone has any information regarding the bell, please inform the members asap. Bumpers offered to donate a replacement trophy if no information is forthcoming.

STATEMENT BY THE CHAIR: The Chair observed that we had come through a very difficult period due to the Covid pandemic. He thanked all the officers for their perseverance and dedication. He also thanked 2Beers for occupying the hot seat during his absence and raising the standard of Chairmanship considerably.

FINANCIAL STATEMENT: The Fin. Sec. declared that he was in the same boat as Rishi Sunak, in that he had paid out quite a lot, but that revenues had slumped. However he could now see the green shoots of recovery but the kitty was not as healthy as at the previous AGM. The total stands at £190.50 plus today’s takings. He paid out a total of £260 towards the cost of the Christmas Party and apologised to those unfortunate members who missed out on the treat.

Unfortunately the Comp Sec aka the Laird missed today’s meeting due to Covid. The members wished him a speedy recovery. He had informed the meeting that he will reveal his statement upon his return to the fold.

ELECTION OF OFFICERS FOR 2022:

Burt Kwok observed the MOHGS protocol and delivered his resignation address via the brown envelope after a period of 13 years in the role. He was thanked for his contribution and was asked to reconsider but Kwok was not for turning.

The Chair asked for volunteers to replace the secretary but none were forthcoming at the present time.

AOB: There followed a discussion about slow play, which resulted in a plea for all members to be aware and attempt to keep up with the group in front.

BIGGLES: The Rabbi gave an update on Biggles continuing recovery after spending the day with him in Leazes Park on Sunday. He is receiving speech therapy and is making good progress. The MOHGS were pleased to hear the news and sent their best wishes.

FINANCE: £3.40—-Geezer cards. £4.40—–Swears.

AWAY DAYS: The Cardinal had been in touch with Eaglescliff but they were only willing to accommodate 8 individuals at £22/person under the reciprocal arrangements. 2Beers volunteered to contact Hexham GC which can hopefully accommodate more members although the cost is £25/punter. He will attempt to arrange the game on a Friday if possible. Bumpers, very generously agreed to donate a fourball for the Hexham trip.

Wellen extolled the virtues of the English County Card which can be bought for £10 and permits holders to gain discounts at GC’c throughout the land.

MOHGS DIARY: Brains has been working on the diary for 22-23.

It was decided the the Chairmans Quaiche would be played for at the Summer Jamboree. The Cardinal suggested that the game could be played in the afternoon and afterwards a short stroll into town for a pizza or Indian.

€ The Chair reported that he had spoken to Jockstrap and that he was keen to meet up with the MOHGS on a Monday in the near future. It was noted that the next game v Beamish is due to be played at Morpeth. There were also questions about a game v Hobsons which will no doubt be answered upon the return of the Laird.

There being no further business, the meeting closed at 1.10 pm.

Burt Kwok signing off.